Do you have anything a little cheaper?

Do you have anything a little cheaper?

posted on 22 Dec 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

used-only-once

 

Just turn it over…just like new!

Photo courtesy of Luke Thomas Durkin.
Found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Used by Scots for their first issue of the day

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Rinse for further use

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

CAUTION: Use one sh*t at a time

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Don’t crap your hands, sweetie, use that toilet paper!
– Is it OK crap my hands twice, Mommy?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Made in Porcelain.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

After it’s been used twice, you can use it for a turd time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

On the hole, I’d rather have toilet paper that hasn’t already been used.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

That doesn’t look like a very large package. I get the feeling it contains only enough tickets for one visit.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

High grade toilet paper.
Use only if you’re a smartass.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

“Mat, mat, mat. You’re glib.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Do not use internally.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Used toilet products suitable for any occasion, not just breakfast.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

”Every Time … I Crap My Hands!”

– Turtle

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

The meaning of recycled

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The “toilet mat” – could that be a butt gasket (cowboy hat)?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

No ifs or butts.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

They also make condoms with sandpaper on the inside.

It is good for trimming the wick.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

“I got it from the toilet seat, it jumped right up and grabbed my meat.”- Frank Zappa

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Definition of leverage: If you go to the toilet with an erection, and while you are pushing it down to havea pee, your feet come off the ground; that’s leverage.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Zs they might say: Yu uppim tuapela wantaim. 🙄

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

as.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

They must be good, they’re used by precedent rump.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Reserved for the Germans

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

I will pay attention to preventing infectious diseases… by not using toilet paper that’s already been used.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

@algernon: Scots only? How about Albanians, Angles, Arabs, Armenians, Chinese, Croats, Egyptians, English, Finns, Germans, Greeks, Han, Hanguk, Hungarians, Huns, Iberians, Indians, Iranians, Irish,, Italians, Japanese, Jews, Kazakhs, Khazars, Koreans, Lapps, Lebanese, Lesbians, Letts, Norse, Parsees, Pashtuns, Persians, Picts, Punjabis, Roma, Romans, Romanians, Romulans, Romuva, Samoans, Saxons, Scots, Serbs, Sorbs, etc. etc.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Golden Rule for the Chinese Loo . . .

For 2-ply toilet paper, use all FOUR sides; for 3-ply , use all SIX.

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