Makes you feel like crap

Makes you feel like crap

posted on 28 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

breakfast-bowel-salad

Photo courtesy of Kent Kwong.
Found at Beijing hotel.

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Chris
Chris
4 years ago

I’d like to buy a bowel.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Sliver service

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Actually! Slithery service.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The main problem, is that you ave to bend over to pick it up.

So, if you feel a sharp prick, thegood news, is that you have not injured your back.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

These are your bowels on chinese salad.
(Literally AND figuratively!)

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Looks the same before and after.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Not recommended for people with Irritable Bowl Syndrome.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

From ”Breakfast Scissorforks”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Bend over and kiss your bowels goodbye after eating raw salad in China.
Because your bowels will wind up looking like that photo afterward.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

The funny thing is that the translation is nearly perfect.
The first 2 characters do mean “breakfast”.
The last 2 characters do mean “salad”.
The issue is the middle character.
Which I think is used for both sausage, and sausage is traditionally stuffed into…a casing made of animal intestines…e.g., bowels!

Tim Crow
Tim Crow
4 years ago

Served with warm buns.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

What no carrots

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Perfect for a vagitarian diet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Lettuce hope you have the guts to eat it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Please pass the toilet pepper.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Wait- what are you gonna do with those tongs? 😯

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

This is your breakfast on crack.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Is it actually sausage? And what is it served atop of, shredded cabbage?

If so, it’s a Bohemian restaurant on China.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

From a restaurant located in the bowls of the hotel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Maybe they are DUMPlings.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Long Tom | 6:36 pm: That’s what it looks like to me, too! But then, I’ve heard of fake chicken eggs and plastic rice from China, both of which were sold as food, so who knows?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I can guess which hole they get corn flakes from.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Snap, Crapple and Plop! Good morning!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Waiter! There is fork spoon!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete 1320.
Och aye laddie So those wee slanties ken the Haggis….Nooo?

PeeBee
PeeBee
4 years ago

Filboid, more like snap, crackle, and poop.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum 622:

Och aye, they do.

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

They say a good breakfast will keep you going all day……….

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

For they who do not understand what Pete and I were going on about.

Haggis is basically porridge, and a few other unmentionable ingedients, stuffed into a sheep’s stomach – which is basically a mega serving of tripe.

In Oz many years ago, they tried to import one for hogmanay – for the piping in of the Haggis –
(To look upon yer honest sonsie face,
Yer chieftain of the pudden race) {Burns}
however the Dept of Health banned it….Rightly so.
The Caledonian Society went beserk. (Which is barely indistiungisable from a normal day in Glasgow)

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum 6:18,

Anthony Bourdain (Or was it Andrew Zimmern? Can’t freakin’ remember) did a very informative segment on Haggis during a Scotland visit episode.

Basically Haggis appears to be Oatmeal mixed with internal sheep organ bits, baked in a sheep’s stomach.

I think I’ll stick to eating my oatmeal with milk and honey, thankya very much. In some situations I have a healthy dose of culinary adventurism. In others…such as when it comes to Haggis…I react more like yer typical ‘Murican.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Bowels of course . . . from the most bowelful country in the world.

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