Mom, how do you keep your figure?

Mom, how do you keep your figure?

posted on 31 Dec 2016 in Chinglish

healthy-swinger

A different exercise every night.

Photo courtesy of  John-Paul Mitchell.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

She’s perky

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

My what a big bum you have

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Healthy New Swinger!

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Nice to be a breast……of things

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Yup! We did that position regularly.

Grossbruder!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Q: What can women put behind their ears to make themselves more attractive to men.

A: Their ankles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

She uses the rhythm method.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0419. Vatican Roulettte?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Bottom Up!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@72rd 04299. That’s areal possibility from that angle, if you are not careful.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Cylon voice: “Wont you take me to Sunpentown.”

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Well, I got one.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

So healthy, in fact, you apparently don’t even need the swinging part.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

If it can still swing well, it’s healthy, all right.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

If she’s a swinger you’d better hope she’s healthy, if you know what I mean.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

It’s code-named AB-07 because it trains your seven-pack, that is, your six abs and your booty.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

How often do you rotate?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Try also our Happy Locker

Filboid
Filboid
3 years ago

Shouldn’t that be ‘healthful’ swinger?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

When you swing, you sing.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Aha no new Engrish. They may have been too New Yearsieved to get to the keyboard.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Is the Trump hair part of the deal or optional?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If that is a force plate under her, the graph would be interesting.

_____ / _ / _ /~~~~~~~~////////////***#**________

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Sunpentown? Didn’t we let the Nazis take it without a fight back in ’38?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 6:22 pm: Anyone who was New Yearsieved has probably strained something. 😛

zankhana
zankhana
3 years ago

When my former father-in-law told me he and his wife were swingers, I thought they were talking about rock and roll. How naive I was!!!!!!!!!

The Dude
The Dude
3 years ago

Batteries and girl not included

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