Mom, how do you keep your figure?

She’s perky

My what a big bum you have

Healthy New Swinger!

Nice to be a breast……of things

Yup! We did that position regularly.

Grossbruder!

Q: What can women put behind their ears to make themselves more attractive to men.

A: Their ankles.

She uses the rhythm method.

@DnT 0419. Vatican Roulettte?

Bottom Up!

@72rd 04299. That’s areal possibility from that angle, if you are not careful.

Cylon voice: “Wont you take me to Sunpentown.”

Well, I got one.

So healthy, in fact, you apparently don’t even need the swinging part.

If it can still swing well, it’s healthy, all right.

If she’s a swinger you’d better hope she’s healthy, if you know what I mean.

It’s code-named AB-07 because it trains your seven-pack, that is, your six abs and your booty.

How often do you rotate?

Try also our Happy Locker

Shouldn’t that be ‘healthful’ swinger?

When you swing, you sing.

Aha no new Engrish. They may have been too New Yearsieved to get to the keyboard.

Is the Trump hair part of the deal or optional?

If that is a force plate under her, the graph would be interesting.

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Sunpentown? Didn’t we let the Nazis take it without a fight back in ’38?

@Marum | 6:22 pm: Anyone who was New Yearsieved has probably strained something. 😛

When my former father-in-law told me he and his wife were swingers, I thought they were talking about rock and roll. How naive I was!!!!!!!!!

Batteries and girl not included