Oh look, twins!

That’s how I got my half brother.

Are kids who can’t sing on key really that bad?

Oh, the poor soles.

Mind your tongues.

They’ve all got running noses.

‘OFF’ or ‘ON’?

Hmmm … Are they original?

– Are you kidding me? The one you sold me has one arm, one leg and only two stripes!

When did Adidas get into the sperm bank business?

Meanwhile at Nike : ‘Just do the kids’ at 50% off.

Store manager, Jedidiah Solomon.

They’re probably clearing out their stork before they do infantory.

Sold in ‘Womb’ and ‘Sperm’ boutiques worldwide

So, they haven’t grown boobs yet.

For when two is not enough

Clearly not Made in China then

100% kid / 50% off

Wash twins separately
Remove child before washing
Do not kiddin’

50% OFF, 50% ON – Schrodinger’s kids.

Maybe they are selling baby goats.

So that means we just get one of them right?

Of course now they dont have one child policy they have a surplus