She was a really good pet.

Hell’o’Kitty

Don’t touch it, just put it on your head … ?

Oh, what a feline!

Schrödinger’s Hat: Alive or dead?

Because touching dead things is Yuckkyyyyy!!!

Or we’ll turn YOU into a hat.
And we’re not pussyfooting around.

The Cat in the Hat.

I certainly hope there’s a matching purrse.

Cats; they’re not just for breakfast anymore.

These are great — they clean themselves.

This is no true Engrish because it is a correct translation of the Dutch text. In other words, these hats must really be made out of cats…

A great step in human advancement, they used to put skunk on their heads.

No pussy grabbing!

… unless you’re making a purrchase.

The third one from the left would suit Santa Claws.

– Mommy! Are these pet shop boys?

It puts the cat hat on its head or else it gets the mouse again

Josie and the Pussycats are having a comeback tour.

The last guy that touched the cat had a stroke.

Here come the puns:

What a cat-tastrophe! I’m feline just awful at the sight of these purr-fectly awful hats! I’m not kitten, I want to repurr-t this to the SPCA because I am fur-ious!

Jeremiah Johnson & The Dutch Mountain Girls.

…mountain lionesses?

My that is a long maine

Is a cat on the head worth two dogs in the bush

Don’t touch the cat. You see in front of you the people who did.

50% Cat / 50% Hat

– Do not try clean
– Do not wash
– Do not litter

Is that a Fedora on your head or are you just happy feline?