The hard part is finding his mouth…

The hard part is finding his mouth…

posted on 20 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

octopus-pill

Hold his hand! His other hand, no, the other one, no…

Photo courtesy of Steve Kaye.
Found in China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I’m all legs

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

The waters extra

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I prefer octacore tablet

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The customers are suckers for this kind of thing.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

I didn‘t know Octopus takes pills with Coke and beer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

This business is on the squids.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Try also our ‘Earthquake’, ‘Tornado’ and ‘Dehydrated Boulders’ pills, all made by ACHE Corpsenation.

(CAUTION: Not effective on road runners)

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Mine needs one for indigestion.
Must be something he eight.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Is that a tentacle in your pocket or …?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Stay away from the shrimp pills. They are made from crushed Asians.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am: …. are you just glad to sea me?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

The first ones are free, but once they get their tentacles in you, you’re going to pay.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Octopus’s Tablet

We would happy to you and meat
No one there to tell us what to eat
I’d like to be under the sea
With an octopus’s tablet for you
With an octopus’s tablet for you
At a seafood table with you

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 5:38 am: … or elsea …!

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Coke, water, plastic bottles, tea: a regular part of an octopus’ diet.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Actually, the pills are for trans-species transitions.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

It’s what the squid did.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Octopus Pill: It’s an all day sucker.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The Chinese think this will put them ahead in the arms race.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

He was tall,dark, and all Hans.

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