This explains the nose plugs…

This explains the nose plugs…

posted on 27 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

whiffing-in-the-pond

Come for the frogs…stay for the smell.

Photo courtesy of Jordan Bunnell.
Found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I guess farting is out of the question

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Best not to breathe here

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

She’s not my whiff, she’s my mifftreff.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The pond is full of smelt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Whiffing in the Pond sounds like the name of one of those English towns with one pub, one small church and a population of around 50.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Can I use those strong winds for sailing?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– N … No, Officer, I’ve been drinking. No, no water … Just a beer, that is!
– I smell something fishy about you. Step out of the water, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

That’s what Fisherman’s Friends are for!

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

And don’t even think of taking a whoop.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Can I smooke in the pond?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Whiffing in the pond is the number one problem.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Rats. I was planning to go smorkling there.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

It’s one of those volcanic lakes that emit hydrogen sulfide.

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

Maybe they meant “no huffing.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

She: “What’s that you’ve got there?”

Me: “It’s my whiffletree.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

FYI: Wfiffletreee _ A crossbar conected to a load – usually behind horses or oxen, to equalize the forces applied to the load being pulled.

Thus – A bar connected to a load – I wasn’t really incorrect was I?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The turgid, highly polluted waters of a Chinese lake, would be the last thing I would dip any part of me in.

In fact – I wouldn’t even pi$$ in it.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

@Marum | 9:59 am
I don’t even want to imagine what kind of fish you can catch in that pond.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

That … Pond scum!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Droll not Troll | 4:13 am | Might be close there are some interesting ones here.
http://www.anglotopia.net/ultimate-list-of-funny-british-place-names/

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

@Geo:11:12 am: A Fish called Wanda at Plenty of Fish

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

It’s really just common scents.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Stink or swim.

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