Whoa, someone’s eyes look bloodshot…

Whoa, someone’s eyes look bloodshot…

posted on 12 Dec 2016 in Signs

do-you-love-liquor

You better cuz that’s all we got…

Photo courtesy of Tiffany Kinney.
Found in Osaka, Japan.

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you don’t love liquor we don’t want to hear your boos!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Hey Ho, Let’s Go, hic!

– Santa

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I’ll just go and beer myself.

algernon
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algernon

Let me show you a good time

algernon
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algernon

Lets go and start with a beer

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

“I am the liquor.”

– Mr. Lahey

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Love means never having to say you’re sober.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I love liquor and here’s the proof.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You Are Welcome To Vomit Again!

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Years ago I saw a tavern where there was a temporary painting of a drunken Santa Claus on the window.

DrLex
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DrLex

@Yu No Hoo: fine, as long as it’s at least 80 proof.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

One for the liquor
Two for the show
Three to the market, and
Four Let‘s go.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Have you been drinking, Madam?
– Not at all, Officer!
– You want to tell me you’re driving completely sober, no speech difficulties or silly walk and even without drinking license? Step out of the car please.

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– Do you love liquor, Sir?
– Ooh, hic, yesh. Verre mussh, Capt’n … Off’sher!
– I see. Step … uh, fall out of the car please.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

” I may be drunk, but you’re ugly. Tomorrow I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be ugly.”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Chris
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Chris

@Frank Burns: Liquor? I hardly know ‘er!

Classic Steve
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If that’s an exclamation point, the implication is “And how!”

PeeBee
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PeeBee

This little piggy went to the liquor market.
This little piggy stayed sober.
This little piggy had 12 shots of Fireball.
This little piggy had one.
And this little piggy went wee-wee all the way home.

UCity
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UCity

Do you love liquor? No?! Forget I ever said welcome.

Lora
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Lora

“Do you use wine when you cook?”
“Yes… sometimes I even put it in my food.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Is that a question!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Just Drink It.

– Mike

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