A real animal would shower.

A real animal would shower.

posted on 26 Jan 2017 in Bags/Packaging

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Iā€™m so sick of hippos hiding in the tub.

Photo courtesy of Rich Nakatsu.
Found on aluminum storage can.

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Pete
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Pete

This product recommended by three out of four hippos.
Buy it, try it! We think your little hippo will agree!

Marum
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I like the word “lugubrious”. Which is how I descibed Windows2000 once. When asked to define what I meant. Thus:

It put me in mind of a chorus line of Hippopotami, dancing swan lake in Tutus.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

They happily put out themselves the water leakage.

Marum
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@engrishwebmaster 0142

Testerday mine put on a fur rug, and was pretending to be the cat. I only realized, when he ate the whole bag of catfood.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– How can you put a hippo in a can?
– Squeeze them thoroughly!

algernon
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algernon

The aren’t crazy brave these hippos

algernon
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algernon

They are cowards look at the mess they’ve made

Marum
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A very old joke:

Q: What is huge and fat and black, and has a huge trunk?

A: An Italian woman going on holidays.

Q: Why do Italian women wear Black?

A: So people won’t mistake them for elephants, when they go on holidays

SF
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SF

The courageous soak in whisky.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

That last statement is a crock.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Do hippo hearts taste like chicken?

Marum
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@Yu No Huu 0456.

Thanks. A crock of whisky would go down well.

DrLex
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DrLex

Of course they soak in it. Otherwise they dehydrate and shrink, and become even bigger cowards.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Beach Ape loves Water too.

Marum
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Three gentlemen from Africa, are sitting in the Summit restaurant in Toowoomba. (at the top of the range)

One says: It’s too WOOM bah, another says it’s too woom BAH, the third onee says, no, it’s TOOO WOOOMB ah.

A local thinks he will be helpful and says: “It is prononced “too woom ba.” It is an old Aboriginal word which means – where the water sits down.”

The three gentlemen from africa look him up and down, and one says: “i don’t really believe you would know. I’ll bet you have never heard a Hippopotamous fart underwater!”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hippos like to write witty, satirical plays?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Yu No Hoo | 4:56 am: You’re right. Hippos aren’t afraid of crocs.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Their heart may be coward, but they have the kidneys of a WARRIOR!

Marum
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Vetinarians take the Hippotonic Oath.

Classic Steve
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Tell that to Flavio and Maurita.

UCity
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UCity

I’ve been through the desert on a hippo with no name (he wouldn’t tell me because he was such a coward).

Lora
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Lora

I wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas… but he was too scared to ride in Santa’s sleigh. šŸ™

Geo
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Geo

Coward
Very coward
The most coward

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Very lights can be scary.

EffEff
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EffEff

@Lora: The hippo was probably scared of the reindeer.

Diddims
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Diddims

Were Flavio and Marita so cowardly of heart that they’d relocate to a cushy penthouse in the city?

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