But keep off the grass

But keep off the grass

posted on 21 Jan 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

Toilet

Right thereā€¦ between the tree and the dirt.

Photo courtesy of Cameron Brunton.
Found outside a temple in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Ni ->

algernon
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algernon

The grass will be happy

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Oh, it’s only six feet under …

algernon
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algernon

Behind the tree if you will

DrLex
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DrLex

Dig your own hole

Marum
Guest

I – err – see.

Marum
Guest

I get it! One rides the bike to the nearest Pissoir.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

”Piss make me like this. Piss make me die.”

– Grass

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Located at Flushing Meadows.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Keep your ass on the grass.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Only pee at the tree.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

For the dogs, I presume.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It looks like someone used it.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Men: Please do not Bangkok on tree.

Marum
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1: Raise concrete block.

2: Carefully hang from testicles.

3: Try to pee.

Gotcha! you ugly long nosed farang.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I hope that’s a toilet pepper tree!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Toilet for environmentalists.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

This is how you get cracks on the pavement.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“One night in Bangkok and the world’s your toilet……”

EffEff
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EffEff

Secret tunnels and toilets

Pete
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Pete

Those thrifty Thais.
So that’s how they keep Thailand green cheaply: “Farang Fertilizer”.

UCity
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UCity

Okay, but… can you maybe move the sign a bit?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Crouching lady hidden gentleman

Geo
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Geo

@Long Tom | 4:34 am
But dogs can’t read…

Geo
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Geo

What do I use to wipe my @$$, the leaves?

Classic Steve
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@algernon: The grass is smiling at you already.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Geo: Presumably intended for those walking the dogs.

EffEff
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EffEff

@ Geo 11:59 am: You wipe it on the bicycle seat.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Well that’s a rather thrifty porta-potty.

Marum
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@Geo 1159. You use the bike pump to blow it away.

The Dude
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The Dude

If you look closely you can see someone peed on the curb a little.

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