Childhood careers are overrated.

Childhood careers are overrated.

posted on 22 Jan 2017 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

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Photo courtesy of D.T.
Found in Phuket, Thailand.

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algernon
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algernon

I’ll vent anyway

algernon
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algernon

But not politics

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Engrish is in vented at here!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Aha, those were computers walking on the moon! I thought it was the American Messaor.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Try also our T-shirt with complete 12-book epic “My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

He’s not the messaor. He’s a very naughty boy!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Punctuation also needs to be invented, apparently.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The Thing in one television? Is that the John Carpenter version?

Marum
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After reading all that crap, I feel that I have been plucked by experts.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Got anything size 4pt?

J-Luke
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J-Luke

It’s usually relationships and religion that do the plucking…

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

My computer can’t get to the moon. It’s only got a bus.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

To Engrish is natural, everything is unnatural.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Yu No Hoo | 5:37 am: What about the space bar?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ American Messaor, stay away from me… ♫

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

@ Droll

Wired keyboard, so it still uses the bus.
But thanks for asciing!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

And if you become a White House press secretary, you can invent new uses for magnetometers.

UCity
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UCity

I spoke engrish during my language childhood.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

So, where’s the toilet?

UCity
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UCity

That… is tha American messaor, whose fossilized remains were, naturally, invented by people.

SF
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SF

Moping in your room kills creativity.

Geo
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Geo

Computers walking on the moon? Is this how Transformers 3 got started?

Geo
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Geo

That’s weird. I always thought the Messaor was Jeweech, not American.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Seventy2rdo’clock: Quick, somebody invent one! I have to go!

Classic Steve
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Who invented the motormouth?

EffEff
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EffEff

Computers driving around on Mars, mixing up US and metric measurements?

Eggrish
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Eggrish

HAL, would you please just bug off to the moon?

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can do that”

Rt
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Rt

“Found in Phuket, Thailand”

What a fitting attitude, I mean city, to this shirt.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The companion shirt to this one simply says – tl;dr.

Anomoly
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Anomoly

I want what that guy took before inventing that shirt.

iLock
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iLock

This actually seems very profound and prophetic to me somehow.

Conventi
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Conventi

I don´t mope in my room, to messy.

Pete
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Pete

I’m,
Too wordy for my shirt, too wordy for my shirt…

Michael Evans
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Michael Evans

Oh, clap! Jon Anderson is writing lyrics again!

Myself
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Myself

Who says philoshphy isn’t there for the plucking? It’s a free country! We have computers walking on the moon, for god’s sakes! I can pluck language childhood, careers, relationships, religion, the future, and philoshphy all I want!

OI812
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OI812

Once in space it spaced and forgot a space.

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