Childhood careers are overrated.

I’ll vent anyway

But not politics

Engrish is in vented at here!

Aha, those were computers walking on the moon! I thought it was the American Messaor.

Try also our T-shirt with complete 12-book epic “My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles”

He’s not the messaor. He’s a very naughty boy!

Punctuation also needs to be invented, apparently.

The Thing in one television? Is that the John Carpenter version?

After reading all that crap, I feel that I have been plucked by experts.

– Got anything size 4pt?

It’s usually relationships and religion that do the plucking…

My computer can’t get to the moon. It’s only got a bus.

To Engrish is natural, everything is unnatural.

@Yu No Hoo | 5:37 am: What about the space bar?

♫ American Messaor, stay away from me… ♫

@ Droll

Wired keyboard, so it still uses the bus.
But thanks for asciing!

And if you become a White House press secretary, you can invent new uses for magnetometers.

I spoke engrish during my language childhood.

So, where’s the toilet?

That… is tha American messaor, whose fossilized remains were, naturally, invented by people.

Moping in your room kills creativity.

Computers walking on the moon? Is this how Transformers 3 got started?

That’s weird. I always thought the Messaor was Jeweech, not American.

@Seventy2rdo’clock: Quick, somebody invent one! I have to go!

Who invented the motormouth?

Computers driving around on Mars, mixing up US and metric measurements?

HAL, would you please just bug off to the moon?

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can do that”

“Found in Phuket, Thailand”

What a fitting attitude, I mean city, to this shirt.

The companion shirt to this one simply says – tl;dr.

I want what that guy took before inventing that shirt.

This actually seems very profound and prophetic to me somehow.

I don´t mope in my room, to messy.

I’m,
Too wordy for my shirt, too wordy for my shirt…

Oh, clap! Jon Anderson is writing lyrics again!

Who says philoshphy isn’t there for the plucking? It’s a free country! We have computers walking on the moon, for god’s sakes! I can pluck language childhood, careers, relationships, religion, the future, and philoshphy all I want!

Once in space it spaced and forgot a space.