Childhood careers are overrated.

Childhood careers are overrated.

posted on 22 Jan 2017 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

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Photo courtesy of D.T.
Found in Phuket, Thailand.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

I’ll vent anyway

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

But not politics

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Engrish is in vented at here!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Aha, those were computers walking on the moon! I thought it was the American Messaor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Try also our T-shirt with complete 12-book epic “My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

He’s not the messaor. He’s a very naughty boy!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Punctuation also needs to be invented, apparently.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The Thing in one television? Is that the John Carpenter version?

Marum
3 years ago

After reading all that crap, I feel that I have been plucked by experts.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Got anything size 4pt?

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

It’s usually relationships and religion that do the plucking…

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

My computer can’t get to the moon. It’s only got a bus.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

To Engrish is natural, everything is unnatural.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 5:37 am: What about the space bar?

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

♫ American Messaor, stay away from me… ♫

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

@ Droll

Wired keyboard, so it still uses the bus.
But thanks for asciing!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

And if you become a White House press secretary, you can invent new uses for magnetometers.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

I spoke engrish during my language childhood.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

So, where’s the toilet?

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

That… is tha American messaor, whose fossilized remains were, naturally, invented by people.

SF
SF
3 years ago

Moping in your room kills creativity.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Computers walking on the moon? Is this how Transformers 3 got started?

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

That’s weird. I always thought the Messaor was Jeweech, not American.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

@Seventy2rdo’clock: Quick, somebody invent one! I have to go!

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Who invented the motormouth?

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Computers driving around on Mars, mixing up US and metric measurements?

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

HAL, would you please just bug off to the moon?

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can do that”

Rt
Rt
3 years ago

“Found in Phuket, Thailand”

What a fitting attitude, I mean city, to this shirt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The companion shirt to this one simply says – tl;dr.

Anomoly
Anomoly
3 years ago

I want what that guy took before inventing that shirt.

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

This actually seems very profound and prophetic to me somehow.

Conventi
Conventi
3 years ago

I don´t mope in my room, to messy.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

I’m,
Too wordy for my shirt, too wordy for my shirt…

Michael Evans
Michael Evans
3 years ago

Oh, clap! Jon Anderson is writing lyrics again!

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

Who says philoshphy isn’t there for the plucking? It’s a free country! We have computers walking on the moon, for god’s sakes! I can pluck language childhood, careers, relationships, religion, the future, and philoshphy all I want!

OI812
OI812
3 years ago

Once in space it spaced and forgot a space.

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