Dials the plumber.

Dials the plumber.

posted on 25 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

hand-the-water-leakage

Photo courtesy of Jennie Backstrom.
Found in a park in Beijing, China.

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algernon
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algernon

But it could be urine

algernon
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algernon

Don’t had the water leskage

Marum
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I remember the story of the litttle Dutch boy, who stuck his finger in a Dyke.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Something to bear in mind the next time my hand is on fire.

Yang Xiao Long
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Yang Xiao Long

Puts out bucket, solve problem. No need plumber

Marum
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The Chinese characteras look like “NEWK”.
Is that a brand of Chinese plumbing supplies?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So, what is the correct hand signal for water leakage, anyway?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

On what are you basin this theory?

Marum
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An ardent young Plumber named Lee,
Was plumbing a young lass by the sea,
Said the lass; “Stop your plumbing,
For i hear someone coming”,
“Ah yes” said the plumber “Tis me.

Garst
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I guess it’s back to the comical way of stopping leaks.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The plumbing was installed by an ex spurt.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Connects to the internet the password leakage.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Apologises for the incontinence.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It’s all fun and games until someone puts a hand out.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

If it’s not a steady stream you might want to see a doctor.

Pete
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Pete

The characters literally say:
“Extend Hand, Out Water”.

Or i guess “Eject Water”.

Classic Steve
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The water leakage can do that?

UCity
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UCity

Sorry, no alms for the water leakage today.

UCity
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UCity

Hey pal, you pay up or the water stops leaking.

Geo
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Geo

Put out your hand, but make sure your water leakage doesn’t spray it. That would be rather unpleasant.

Rt
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Rt

Yes, i know all about the hand-in-a-water-bucket-when-someone’s-sleeping joke. But thanks for rementioning it.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete | 6:36 am: Sounds like a description of Frozone’s first try at using his powers. 😉

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t you just hate meeting people who have damp handshakes?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete | 6:36 am: China has gay water? Who knew?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I read that the story about the little Dutch boy was actually an American story. When you think about it, if a dike is leaking, one person sticking a finger in the hole won’t make any real difference…especially if the integrity of the whole dike is in doubt.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

… or else it gets the hose again.

Marum
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@Long Tom 1942.

Who mentioned long clay walls?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Marum: That’s what I thought of when I read the words “hand” and “water leakage” in the same sentence.

Marum
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@Long Tom 1942. At least he, would be the first to see the catastrophe.

Marum
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BTW. If he put his finger in a Dike – he would have a box-seat.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Marum: And if he had put his finger into a dyke, he would have had a black eye.

Marum
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@Long Tom 0807 It was a reward, for doing that which no dildo can ever do.
He mowed the lawn on saturday arvo.

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