Don’t spill’em.

Don’t spill’em.

posted on 14 Jan 2017 in Drinks

Boss_Guts

Hmm…tastes like regular guts.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Coffee found in Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

It has an acidy taste

algernon
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algernon

Really cleans out the pipes

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Got anything in a bowel?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Wouldn’t be the first time I had a bellyfull of the boss.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Guts may contain nuts

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Smells like Liquid Ass.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Available at Starguts worldwide

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t drink it, you don’t know where it’s bean.

Marum
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A French Chef in Noumea, had Fling Fox on the menu.
The stuffing was rather piquant. So we asked the Chef what he used for stuffing.
He replied “Ze gerts, sie gertz.”
Upon inquiring what these “gertz” were, he explained. “I remova ze gertz, I wash ze gertz, I stuff ze gertz back in.”

All we didn’t want to know about cooking Fruit Bats. He was obviously a dangerous madman.

The wife started taking convultions or something, and vanished. I skoaled half a bottle of scotch.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Coffee to go, please.
– Number One or Number Two, Madam?

Marum
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errata: Fling Fox = Flying Fox.

Marum
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When I arrived back at our villa, she was lying naked on the bed, all pale and weak.
Even though I was three quarters tanked, i still had the good manners, not to spring on her. 🙄

Marum
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Hehe. I reckon, even next morning, I still fealt better than she did.

Pete
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Pete

Takes some to drink some.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Whenever I get a 24 the boss is on my case.

Pete
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Pete

For those desiring a richer brew, Boss Blood also available.

For those desiring a medium blend with fortitude:
Boss Blood & Guts, the favorite of the Japan Ground Self Defense Forces.

(“Ground”, hehe.)

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

After a few of these you get a brown nose instead of a red one.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I can’t help it. I’m a workaholic.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

And you thought your boss was just an a**hole!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

You’ll be hearing from Bruce Springsteen’s lawyers….

Marum
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Japanese drinks are weird. I once bought a can of Sesame drink. then I opened it I thought. “How clever of those Japanrese, to get those sesame seeds to float on top of the drink.” Then i tried to drink it. Almost no fluid came out.

Then I cut the top off the can with a knife, and tipped it into a bowl. It was almost solid sesame seeds. I did not have a clue, as to what to do with it. So I drank a beer instead.

Marum
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It is 1.2% intelligence, with 1400Mg of piss and wind.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Does this mean we’ll finally have fewer meetings?

UCity
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UCity

Still can’t believe they canned him.

Geo
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Geo

This is coffee that’s strong enough to sit up and bark. Lazy bosses probably need this.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Silly Girl’s favorite coffee.

Garst
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Mmm…entrails!

Filboid
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Filboid

Stalin’s favorite cup of joe!

Classic Steve
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No thanks; I’ve had my fill of him.

Myself
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Myself

I don’t have the guts to drink this.

Myself
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Myself

But Springsteen is still alive…this must be fake.

Pete
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Pete

Hey Dilbert….let’s try this out on old pointy-hair and see what happens!

HB
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HB

Sold only in the finest restrooms!

The Dude
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The Dude

1400mg of incoherent demeaning boss rambling in every can

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