Don’t spill’em.

Don’t spill’em.

posted on 14 Jan 2017 in Drinks

Boss_Guts

Hmm…tastes like regular guts.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Coffee found in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

It has an acidy taste

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Really cleans out the pipes

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Got anything in a bowel?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Wouldn’t be the first time I had a bellyfull of the boss.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

CAUTION: Guts may contain nuts

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Smells like Liquid Ass.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Available at Starguts worldwide

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Don’t drink it, you don’t know where it’s bean.

Marum
3 years ago

A French Chef in Noumea, had Fling Fox on the menu.
The stuffing was rather piquant. So we asked the Chef what he used for stuffing.
He replied “Ze gerts, sie gertz.”
Upon inquiring what these “gertz” were, he explained. “I remova ze gertz, I wash ze gertz, I stuff ze gertz back in.”

All we didn’t want to know about cooking Fruit Bats. He was obviously a dangerous madman.

The wife started taking convultions or something, and vanished. I skoaled half a bottle of scotch.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Coffee to go, please.
– Number One or Number Two, Madam?

Marum
3 years ago

errata: Fling Fox = Flying Fox.

Marum
3 years ago

When I arrived back at our villa, she was lying naked on the bed, all pale and weak.
Even though I was three quarters tanked, i still had the good manners, not to spring on her. 🙄

Marum
3 years ago

Hehe. I reckon, even next morning, I still fealt better than she did.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Takes some to drink some.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Whenever I get a 24 the boss is on my case.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

For those desiring a richer brew, Boss Blood also available.

For those desiring a medium blend with fortitude:
Boss Blood & Guts, the favorite of the Japan Ground Self Defense Forces.

(“Ground”, hehe.)

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

After a few of these you get a brown nose instead of a red one.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

I can’t help it. I’m a workaholic.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

And you thought your boss was just an a**hole!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

You’ll be hearing from Bruce Springsteen’s lawyers….

Marum
3 years ago

Japanese drinks are weird. I once bought a can of Sesame drink. then I opened it I thought. “How clever of those Japanrese, to get those sesame seeds to float on top of the drink.” Then i tried to drink it. Almost no fluid came out.

Then I cut the top off the can with a knife, and tipped it into a bowl. It was almost solid sesame seeds. I did not have a clue, as to what to do with it. So I drank a beer instead.

Marum
3 years ago

It is 1.2% intelligence, with 1400Mg of piss and wind.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Does this mean we’ll finally have fewer meetings?

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Still can’t believe they canned him.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

This is coffee that’s strong enough to sit up and bark. Lazy bosses probably need this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Silly Girl’s favorite coffee.

Garst
3 years ago

Mmm…entrails!

Filboid
Filboid
3 years ago

Stalin’s favorite cup of joe!

Classic Steve
3 years ago

No thanks; I’ve had my fill of him.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

I don’t have the guts to drink this.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

But Springsteen is still alive…this must be fake.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Hey Dilbert….let’s try this out on old pointy-hair and see what happens!

HB
HB
3 years ago

Sold only in the finest restrooms!

The Dude
The Dude
3 years ago

1400mg of incoherent demeaning boss rambling in every can

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