Gluten Free option key

Gluten Free option key

posted on 29 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Computer

pause-bread

Not as esoteric as the Space Bar.

Photo courtesy of Alba Saga.
Chinese made keyboard.

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algernon
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algernon

Good a keyboard that makes toast

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

And mousse for a dessert.

algernon
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algernon

There’s another button that slices

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It is ‘space’ you can many breads.

Marum
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We used to sell Typesetting computers with alternative keyboaards, for various languages.
The ones in He;;enic script, were all Greek to me.

Marum
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Hellenic

Marum
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@Algernon 0403. F5 for regular; F6 for toast slices.

Marum
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The key which says “MUM” has me really worried.

Marum
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Hehe. I bet you screlled up to check.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Ladies mostly use Wake Up, Make Up and Homme keys

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This keyboard ran out of Ctrl

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

After you press the “Pause Bread” key the computer will loaf around for a while.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Seems like a half-baked idea.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

“sleep,”wake up”,”pause bread”… sounds like the daily life of a single dude.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Does a keyboard really knead a “Pause Bread” key?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The Trump administration uses special keyboards with an “Alt-Fact” key.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Homeburger not found. Go Home, open Menu, unlock Bread and press any key to Mayonnaise …

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Back in the day it was used as a circuit baker.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Does Widow 10 come with the Red Screen of Jam?

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Used when you have a printer jam.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

That’s what you get for buying a crummy computer.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Press to interrupt your sub-routine.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The “Pause Bread” key is used with spread sheets.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Surely there is a “Hold Mayo” key on there somewhere?

UCity
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UCity

Where’s the “delete cookies” key?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

The Queen song “One Vision” has as its last lyric, “Give me fried chicken!” Maybe they were hungry when they were writing the song lyrics (since that line didn’t go with the rest of the song).

Geo
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Geo

We’ll go to the Space Bar, but you’re the one picking up the Tab, alright?

UCity
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UCity

Mmmmmmm… Pause bread, om-num-num-num.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It’s a Win Doughs computer.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sleep is a nice key to have. Is there a Shut Up key?

EffEff
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EffEff

Or a Stop Snoring key?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Craps Lock on my Big Mac Book.

Pete
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Pete

Is there a num(skull) lock key?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So what is the key command for copy/pasta, then?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete | 11:16 am: I don’t think they could fit any moron it.

Classic Steve
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Stalling computers can be such a PITA.

Peter
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Peter

To match the “Delete Butter”

The Dude
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The Dude

Right next to Roll Lock and Print Cream

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