Gluten Free option key

Gluten Free option key

posted on 29 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Computer

pause-bread

Not as esoteric as the Space Bar.

Photo courtesy of Alba Saga.
Chinese made keyboard.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Good a keyboard that makes toast

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

And mousse for a dessert.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

There’s another button that slices

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It is ‘space’ you can many breads.

Marum
3 years ago

We used to sell Typesetting computers with alternative keyboaards, for various languages.
The ones in He;;enic script, were all Greek to me.

Marum
3 years ago

Hellenic

Marum
3 years ago

@Algernon 0403. F5 for regular; F6 for toast slices.

Marum
3 years ago

The key which says “MUM” has me really worried.

Marum
3 years ago

Hehe. I bet you screlled up to check.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Ladies mostly use Wake Up, Make Up and Homme keys

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

This keyboard ran out of Ctrl

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

After you press the “Pause Bread” key the computer will loaf around for a while.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Seems like a half-baked idea.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

“sleep,”wake up”,”pause bread”… sounds like the daily life of a single dude.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Does a keyboard really knead a “Pause Bread” key?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The Trump administration uses special keyboards with an “Alt-Fact” key.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

WARNING: Homeburger not found. Go Home, open Menu, unlock Bread and press any key to Mayonnaise …

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Back in the day it was used as a circuit baker.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Does Widow 10 come with the Red Screen of Jam?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Used when you have a printer jam.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

That’s what you get for buying a crummy computer.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Press to interrupt your sub-routine.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The “Pause Bread” key is used with spread sheets.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Surely there is a “Hold Mayo” key on there somewhere?

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Where’s the “delete cookies” key?

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

The Queen song “One Vision” has as its last lyric, “Give me fried chicken!” Maybe they were hungry when they were writing the song lyrics (since that line didn’t go with the rest of the song).

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

We’ll go to the Space Bar, but you’re the one picking up the Tab, alright?

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Mmmmmmm… Pause bread, om-num-num-num.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

It’s a Win Doughs computer.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Sleep is a nice key to have. Is there a Shut Up key?

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Or a Stop Snoring key?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Craps Lock on my Big Mac Book.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Is there a num(skull) lock key?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

So what is the key command for copy/pasta, then?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Pete | 11:16 am: I don’t think they could fit any moron it.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Stalling computers can be such a PITA.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

To match the “Delete Butter”

The Dude
The Dude
3 years ago

Right next to Roll Lock and Print Cream

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