Hey, who loosened the sugar lid!

Hey, who loosened the sugar lid!

posted on 5 Jan 2017 in Chinglish

silly-girl-coffee-hotel

Whipped cream with that? Hoo hoo!

Photo courtesy of Marko Aamunkajo.
Found in Gulangyu, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Sponsored by Ministry of Silly Walk

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

You’ll be up all night at this hotel.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

More than coffee makes her silly

Marum
5 years ago

“Yu fer coffee?”

‘No! I like it here.’

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Silly silly girl too much coffee

Marum
5 years ago

If you spend more that half an hour on foreplay, she just about goes insane.

Marum
5 years ago

That roof looks like it defies the laws of Physics, or at least Plumbing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Un café au lait, s’il vous plaît.
– Ah … Olé!

Marum
5 years ago

A naked couple werefounddead in the street, after falling from a great height.. The police wrote it off as a double suicide.
However the fact that they were naked, preyed on one cop’s mind. So, in his spare time, he started climbing on the rooves of nearby buildings. Finally he found it, on one building with a sharply pitched roof. In a sheltered corner were their clothes, neatly folded, in two piles.

Suddenly it became clear, as to what had happened.

http://www.darwinawards.com

Marum
5 years ago

Shoulda worn a safety harness.

Marum
5 years ago

@72rd. 0403.
I think my example may have been: The Ministry of Silly F—ks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Founded by

Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Wang Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Sum Ting Wong Smith (Very Silly Communist Party)

and

Kevin Phillips-Wong (Slightly Silly Christ Max Party)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Black or with mayonnaise, Sir?

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

You silly girl, you should have used weatherproof adhesive tape.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

After the Golden Girls retired, they decided to open this coffee hotel.

Marum
5 years ago

Whipped cream?

In which order, would you like that whip and the cream?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Silly girl! Why did you open a hotel for coffee? It can’t pay for a room!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Silly happened ’cause she’s just too perky.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

All rooms on the ground floor.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I hear she’s 100% Colombian.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Maybe they just misspelled ‘ILLY’

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

This place caused quite a brew-haha when it opened.

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

@Marum | 4:10 am
Crazy enough to make the hotel’s entire main structure out of COFFEE. Tsk, tsk… what were you thinking, silly girl?

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Hotel???
It has no walls or rooms!
They must be “Joe”-king.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Our six-feet-under-grounded silly coffee beings are R.I.P (Roasted In Pee). Note: May contain nuts

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Silly girl! Trix are for hookers!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I always stay at the Snarky Woman Whisky Drive Through.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

Is that like the lame millennials’ version of Neutral Milk Hotel?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

“I was in love with a girl who drank coffee. There was times when I couldn’t keep her off me…” — Tom Petty

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Silly girl wanted to be a barrister but got the spelling wrong.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Looking at the condition of the signs on that roof makes one wonder whether they got their tubes of glue and personal lube confused! 😯

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

Located right next door to the Clever Girl Dinosaur Hotel

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Big girls don’t cry; they drink coffee instead.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

I guess the term “pleasure girl” was too passé.

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