I just larvae these socks!

I just larvae these socks!

posted on 19 Jan 2017 in Clothing

worm-and-soft

Now birds keep trying to eat my socks…

Photo courtesy of Mike C.
Found in Okinawa, Japan. 
Red text says: “We love a pretty article.
I’m cute and spend it in a pop everyday”

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Ladies Sucks?

algernon
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algernon

They get between your toes

DrLex
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DrLex

Of course all ladies want to touch a 25 cm worm.

algernon
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algernon

Careful what you touch and where the worms go.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I like ’em worm and hairy!

Marum
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Marum

So that’s where my winter warmer went.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If I touch the sock, I get all ladies?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

When your Dick is not Harry …

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

When it comes to worms in socks, I say the fuwa the better.

EffEff
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EffEff

“Where the Worms are” – Connie Francis

Marum
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Marum

If a winter warmer made you willie warmer, would a woolly winter warmer, make your winter willie wax warmer?

Marum
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Marum

A Spanish bloke is visiting relis in Paddington Brissie. Halfway through his holiday, he finds that all his socks have holes in them . Despite the fact that he speaks no English, he walks down the road till he finds menswear shop. So in he goes. Esp: “Un paar de calcetinas por favor.” Aussie shop assistant: ‘Whaaa?’ Esp: Un paar de calcetinas por favor.”. Aus: ‘Eeehh!’ Just then he sees a rack full of socks, So he goes over grabs three pair, and comes waving the socks. Esp: “iEso si que es!” Aus: ‘ If you can spell it, why… Read more »

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Fuwa good time, touch the socks.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I don’t want a worm in my soft wear.

Ben
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Ben

They sell out quickly. You have to be an early bird to get a pair.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Great, no need to crap her feet any more.

Marum
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Marum

What’s the point of being an early bird, if all one gets is worms.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Celebrity endorsement from Molly Ringworm.

Classic Steve
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I don’t care how cute you are; keep your worms out of my soda pop!

Chris
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Chris

@Marum, 7:12 am: That just means the worm should have slept late.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Grub me now!

Geo
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Geo

Is that a pretty article in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Salome
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Salome

I’m more of a worm and fizzy type myself.

UCity
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UCity

The problem is they’re constantly dirty.

Lora
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Lora

Approved by Felix the Cat-erpillar

Tim Crow
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Tim Crow

“Touch Me! For all ladies”
– Sounds like a guy might want to wear just one, strategically placed.

Filboid
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Filboid

Earworms I’ve heard of, but toeworms make no scents.

Marum
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Marum

@Dr 0410. If they are Asian ladies, it just usually means that their eyes are bigger than their – err – capacity is.

Marum
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Marum

That’s a great idea. If you have one 25cm or longer, you can disguise it as a glove puppet.

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