Now birds keep trying to eat my socks…
Photo courtesy of Mike C.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.
Red text says: “We love a pretty article.
I’m cute and spend it in a pop everyday”
They get between your toes
Of course all ladies want to touch a 25 cm worm.
Careful what you touch and where the worms go.
I like ’em worm and hairy!
So that’s where my winter warmer went.
If I touch the sock, I get all ladies?
When your Dick is not Harry …
When it comes to worms in socks, I say the fuwa the better.
“Where the Worms are” – Connie Francis
If a winter warmer made you willie warmer, would a woolly winter warmer, make your winter willie wax warmer?
A Spanish bloke is visiting relis in Paddington Brissie. Halfway through his holiday, he finds that all his socks have holes in them . Despite the fact that he speaks no English, he walks down the road till he finds menswear shop. So in he goes. Esp: “Un paar de calcetinas por favor.” Aussie shop assistant: ‘Whaaa?’ Esp: Un paar de calcetinas por favor.”. Aus: ‘Eeehh!’ Just then he sees a rack full of socks, So he goes over grabs three pair, and comes waving the socks. Esp: “iEso si que es!” Aus: ‘ If you can spell it, why… Read more »
Fuwa good time, touch the socks.
I don’t want a worm in my soft wear.
They sell out quickly. You have to be an early bird to get a pair.
Great, no need to crap her feet any more.
What’s the point of being an early bird, if all one gets is worms.
Celebrity endorsement from Molly Ringworm.
I don’t care how cute you are; keep your worms out of my soda pop!
@Marum, 7:12 am: That just means the worm should have slept late.
Grub me now!
Is that a pretty article in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I’m more of a worm and fizzy type myself.
The problem is they’re constantly dirty.
Approved by Felix the Cat-erpillar
“Touch Me! For all ladies”
– Sounds like a guy might want to wear just one, strategically placed.
Earworms I’ve heard of, but toeworms make no scents.
@Dr 0410. If they are Asian ladies, it just usually means that their eyes are bigger than their – err – capacity is.
That’s a great idea. If you have one 25cm or longer, you can disguise it as a glove puppet.