Man eating crab.

Man eating crab.

posted on 31 Jan 2017 in Chinglish

buffet-can-eat-all-you

No part is wasted.

Photo courtesy of Brian McDermott.
Chinese buffet restaurant flyer from PA, USA.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Just You It.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Well, where do you think all that buffet food comes from?

algernon
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algernon

Something for evetyone

algernon
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algernon

Darling . I’m having a ball. Who’s!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

MeDonald’s?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Remember that Twilight Zone story, “To Serve Man” ?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Quick, call Buffet the vampire slayer!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

When someone invites you here for dinner, make sure you know what they mean.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

It likes to fatten you up a little first.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

That’s why they call it a men-u.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

A bit of tit for tat.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Mission Statement designed by Warren Buffett used by Berkshire Hathaway.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I’ve been chewed out before, but it’s usually at work.

DrLex
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DrLex

I thought this was only supposed to happen in Soviet Russia…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Me and she’sburger, please.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This must be that Human cuisine I have heard about.

Marum
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Marum

Warren Buffet

Marum
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Marum

The cannibal cookbook: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.

Marum
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Marum

@Yu Noo Hoo 0513.

I’ve been chewed off a couple of times, but that wasn’t work.

It was p leisure.

Marum
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Marum

@BFC 0509. Sori tumas mate. I posted first, and read later.

SF
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SF

Are you sure it doesn’t come from Soviet Russia?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! Am I ready to order?

Chris
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Chris

Jimmy “Hannibal” Buffet.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Waiter! There’s my fly in the soup!

Hmmmm, A lot of soylent green on this buffet…..

Garst
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Right next to grill and kill Ted Nugent

Geo
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Geo
Pete
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Pete

And for all those who can read in reverse order:
Bottoms up!

Geo
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Geo

Oh, dear. Sorry, Engrish webmaster. While I was trying to make an ASCII set of toilet signs, my message ended up being totally blank. One more try:

Broils’ room —»

«— Grills’ room

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– And nice to meat you, Madam.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@SF: Since the Cold War ended, Yakov Smirnov hasn’t had much comedy material. Maybe he made up that sign.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

When the waiter says, “Eat yourself”, he’s not being vulger; he’s just telling you how things work around here.

OI812
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OI812

All you can eat are belong to us.

Peter
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Peter

Warren’s favourite

olog-hai
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olog-hai

That gay rainbow triangle makes the phrase “can eat all you” into something suggestive.

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