Man eating crab.

Man eating crab.

posted on 31 Jan 2017 in Chinglish

buffet-can-eat-all-you

No part is wasted.

Photo courtesy of Brian McDermott.
Chinese buffet restaurant flyer from PA, USA.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Just You It.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Well, where do you think all that buffet food comes from?

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Something for evetyone

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Darling . I’m having a ball. Who’s!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

MeDonald’s?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Remember that Twilight Zone story, “To Serve Man” ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Quick, call Buffet the vampire slayer!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

When someone invites you here for dinner, make sure you know what they mean.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

It likes to fatten you up a little first.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

That’s why they call it a men-u.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

A bit of tit for tat.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Mission Statement designed by Warren Buffett used by Berkshire Hathaway.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I’ve been chewed out before, but it’s usually at work.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

I thought this was only supposed to happen in Soviet Russia…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Me and she’sburger, please.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

This must be that Human cuisine I have heard about.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Warren Buffet

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The cannibal cookbook: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Yu Noo Hoo 0513.

I’ve been chewed off a couple of times, but that wasn’t work.

It was p leisure.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@BFC 0509. Sori tumas mate. I posted first, and read later.

SF
SF
5 years ago

Are you sure it doesn’t come from Soviet Russia?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter! Am I ready to order?

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

Jimmy “Hannibal” Buffet.

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Waiter! There’s my fly in the soup!

Hmmmm, A lot of soylent green on this buffet…..

Garst
5 years ago

Right next to grill and kill Ted Nugent

Geo
Geo
5 years ago
Pete
Pete
5 years ago

And for all those who can read in reverse order:
Bottoms up!

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

Oh, dear. Sorry, Engrish webmaster. While I was trying to make an ASCII set of toilet signs, my message ended up being totally blank. One more try:

Broils’ room —»

«— Grills’ room

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– And nice to meat you, Madam.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

@SF: Since the Cold War ended, Yakov Smirnov hasn’t had much comedy material. Maybe he made up that sign.

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 years ago

When the waiter says, “Eat yourself”, he’s not being vulger; he’s just telling you how things work around here.

OI812
OI812
5 years ago

All you can eat are belong to us.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Warren’s favourite

olog-hai
olog-hai
5 years ago

That gay rainbow triangle makes the phrase “can eat all you” into something suggestive.

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