No part is wasted.
Photo courtesy of Brian McDermott.
Chinese buffet restaurant flyer from PA, USA.
Just You It.
Well, where do you think all that buffet food comes from?
Something for evetyone
Darling . I’m having a ball. Who’s!
Remember that Twilight Zone story, “To Serve Man” ?
Quick, call Buffet the vampire slayer!
When someone invites you here for dinner, make sure you know what they mean.
It likes to fatten you up a little first.
That’s why they call it a men-u.
A bit of tit for tat.
Mission Statement designed by Warren Buffett used by Berkshire Hathaway.
I’ve been chewed out before, but it’s usually at work.
I thought this was only supposed to happen in Soviet Russia…
– Me and she’sburger, please.
This must be that Human cuisine I have heard about.
The cannibal cookbook: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
@Yu Noo Hoo 0513.
I’ve been chewed off a couple of times, but that wasn’t work.
It was p leisure.
@BFC 0509. Sori tumas mate. I posted first, and read later.
Are you sure it doesn’t come from Soviet Russia?
– Waiter! Am I ready to order?
Jimmy “Hannibal” Buffet.
Waiter! There’s my fly in the soup!
Hmmmm, A lot of soylent green on this buffet…..
Right next to grill and kill Ted Nugent
And for all those who can read in reverse order:
Oh, dear. Sorry, Engrish webmaster. While I was trying to make an ASCII set of toilet signs, my message ended up being totally blank. One more try:
Broils’ room —»
«— Grills’ room
– And nice to meat you, Madam.
@SF: Since the Cold War ended, Yakov Smirnov hasn’t had much comedy material. Maybe he made up that sign.
When the waiter says, “Eat yourself”, he’s not being vulger; he’s just telling you how things work around here.
All you can eat are belong to us.
That gay rainbow triangle makes the phrase “can eat all you” into something suggestive.