Mind your demise.

Mind your demise.

posted on 7 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

carefully-crashes

Yield to other falling bodies.

Photo courtesy of Marko Aamunkajo.
Found in Xiamen, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Look Ma, no water!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Clearly not out of a boat

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

WARNING: Our body is not a Wile E. Coyote

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Diving in head first.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Excuse me, where is the ladies’ crash?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

That’s why Carefully can’t get insurance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Warning: break dancers ahead.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If you fall, you may only curse in Chinese.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

It’s raining men!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Xiamen is the training ground for X Men.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Stick the landing.

Marum
4 years ago

Indeed. What I was stsnding on did “Give Way”.

Marum
4 years ago

Falling onto Chinese characters can cause pictographical injuries.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Please consider the gravity of the situation.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

32 feet per seconds squared : it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

Marum
4 years ago

@Pete. Does Mandarin or Cantonese have any good swearwords?

some languages . ie. The old “High German” only had – Shafskopf = sheep’s head/blockhead.

No wonder they started two world wars. One could get somewhat frustrated, if one did not have many good swearwords, to let off steam.

Marum
4 years ago

@Pete. Does Mandarin or Cantonese have any good swearwords?

some languages . ie. The old “High German” only had – Shafskopf = sheep’s head/blockhead.

No wonder they started two world wars. One could get somewhat frustrated, if one did not have many good swearwords, with which to let off steam.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Carefully sat on a wall, Carefully had a great fall…

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum:

I only know a few.
Common ones are tsao ni meaning Eff You and Ta Ma De or Ni Ma De meaning His mother’s… or Your Mother’s…

Those are Mandarin.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Proof that Chinese do not land on their feet like cats…

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

I really don’t see why falling head first is also the requirement, though.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Have you been drinking, Sir?
– N … Not at all. I … I’m just falling, Officer!
– I see. Step out of the air, please.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Planes crash. Cars crash. But humans go splat. So “sensationally splatters” is more like it.

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

It’s a monster truck rally conducted inside of a library.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Don’t keep injuring yourself like the late Evel Knievel!

Marum
4 years ago

You jig-a-jig with too many underage Thai girls, this will be you, farang.

Marum
4 years ago

@jjhitt 0622. That is until you reach “Terminal Velocity.” I love that term. It is as sure a f— terminal alright.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Ok . . . yikes!

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