Must… remove… horniness…

Must… remove… horniness…

posted on 28 Jan 2017 in Containers, Toiletries

bath-salt

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Marum
3 years ago

I guess if you have 1.4 billion people, it explains the obsession about removing horniness.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Beware what you put in the bath

Marum
3 years ago

@Catena is a Cantina, which serves cats.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Bart is next to horniness

Marum
3 years ago

I imagine, a small crocodile would remove horniness even quicker.

Marum
3 years ago

Q. What is warm, yellow, salty, and very dangerous?

A. Shark custard.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Fappuccino works too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

In case of horniness, remove foot.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am, Yes, they both involve whipping up the cream.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Well it’s a lot less than a foot now.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

The modern replacement for the cold shower.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Marum 4:02

It’s a Japanese product mate.
First line under Catena is Japanese.
Chinese is also included after “Beauty Care”

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Contains salt-peter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Warning: Removing horniness with foot bath salt will make you limp.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

The cappuccino helps if your foot’s asleep.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It has to be cappuccino; a long black would only make things worse.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Cappuccino is just what you need after a hard day.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

I add that to my coffee, and the flavor is soooo good.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Horny or not….do i really want to take a bathtub full of cappucino?

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Starbucks will never be the same again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The lid of the container won’t be the only thing that’s unscrewed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

For those hot and black feet (see picture).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

CAUTION: We ran out of coffee

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

I don’t think this was meant to be rubbed on your “horn.” The two effects would then cancel out.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

@Droll not Troll | 4:51 am
We can only HOPE that’s cream forming the white stuff in the giant cup on the packaging.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

It would be really ironic if rhino horn powder was one of the ingredients.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

Catena means chain, so I presume this is an initiator of some sort of a chain reaction?
Step 1: Drink cappuccino.
Step 2: Become hipster.
Step 3: Use foot bath salts.
Step 4: Get horniness removed.

Marum
3 years ago

@Pete 0459. I chose to ignore that for the joke.

It is called “poetic licence”.

Which costs $99.99 per year at your local council, and entitles one to keep a poet for a year. Provided you keep hil on a leash at all times when outdoors.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:04 am: I like cats but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Maybe it’s a typo and they really meant “Canteena?”

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

The perfect antidote for Viagra

Mr Lister
Mr Lister
3 years ago

Hey! Get your feet out of my cappuccino!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Hey, this stuff is better than Lexapro at reducing horny-ness!!!

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