Must… remove… horniness…

Must… remove… horniness…

posted on 28 Jan 2017 in Containers, Toiletries

bath-salt

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Marum
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I guess if you have 1.4 billion people, it explains the obsession about removing horniness.

algernon
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algernon

Beware what you put in the bath

Marum
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@Catena is a Cantina, which serves cats.

algernon
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algernon

Bart is next to horniness

Marum
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I imagine, a small crocodile would remove horniness even quicker.

Marum
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Q. What is warm, yellow, salty, and very dangerous?

A. Shark custard.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Fappuccino works too.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In case of horniness, remove foot.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am, Yes, they both involve whipping up the cream.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Well it’s a lot less than a foot now.

Pete
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Pete

The modern replacement for the cold shower.

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 4:02

It’s a Japanese product mate.
First line under Catena is Japanese.
Chinese is also included after “Beauty Care”

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Contains salt-peter.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Warning: Removing horniness with foot bath salt will make you limp.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

The cappuccino helps if your foot’s asleep.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It has to be cappuccino; a long black would only make things worse.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Cappuccino is just what you need after a hard day.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I add that to my coffee, and the flavor is soooo good.

Pete
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Pete

Horny or not….do i really want to take a bathtub full of cappucino?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Starbucks will never be the same again.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The lid of the container won’t be the only thing that’s unscrewed.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

For those hot and black feet (see picture).

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: We ran out of coffee

Geo
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Geo

I don’t think this was meant to be rubbed on your “horn.” The two effects would then cancel out.

Geo
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Geo

@Droll not Troll | 4:51 am
We can only HOPE that’s cream forming the white stuff in the giant cup on the packaging.

EffEff
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EffEff

It would be really ironic if rhino horn powder was one of the ingredients.

Myself
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Myself

Catena means chain, so I presume this is an initiator of some sort of a chain reaction?
Step 1: Drink cappuccino.
Step 2: Become hipster.
Step 3: Use foot bath salts.
Step 4: Get horniness removed.

Marum
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@Pete 0459. I chose to ignore that for the joke.

It is called “poetic licence”.

Which costs $99.99 per year at your local council, and entitles one to keep a poet for a year. Provided you keep hil on a leash at all times when outdoors.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:04 am: I like cats but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

Pete
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Pete

Maybe it’s a typo and they really meant “Canteena?”

Peter
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Peter

The perfect antidote for Viagra

Mr Lister
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Mr Lister

Hey! Get your feet out of my cappuccino!

Pete
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Pete

Hey, this stuff is better than Lexapro at reducing horny-ness!!!

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