Oh crotch spirit, be gentle.

Somewhere to poke around then

What is this inbuilt thing for

There is a hip flask in the pocket.

I see. It comes with a built in dildoe.

– Style No … ?
– No Style, Sir.

I did myself but the spirt was totally expected.

A friend of mine on a trip to South America, bought some pants in Mexico. After wearing them once, he ditched them. He reckoned if he kept wearing them, he would never father any children.

It puts most fashion on its jeans or else it puts on it again

Nobody expects the SPIRT! (= SPanish Inquisition Ruthless Trousers)

I did myself and I spirted, but that was not very unexpected.

Careful with the zipper, if they’re too tight you might find unexpected briss.

I need help getting into the spirt of things before I can do myself.

Always wear undies.

Otherwise the zipper may remmove all your heirs.

Apparently those jeans have no style.
I’d ask for a deep discount!

When one has the most beautiful and desireable lady in the world, preventing the unexpected spirt, requires $h1t loads of willpower.

@Yu No Hoo 5:24,

I declare you thread winner. At least IMHO.

“Unexpected Briss….”.

From Israeli jeans, no less.

Hehe….good one.
I’m still chuckling 5 minutes later after reading it.

@Marum 6:14,

Recommended strategy for a case when one is lucky enough to bed a beauty like that is to meet ALL of her needs first…presuming one has the willpower to wait.

Simply to maximize chances of more such opps in the future!
Think strategically, act strategically!
; – )

@Pete. Precisely.

@Yu No Hoo 0524. It happened after he peed over a bridge. The excised piece fell in the water.

They had to get four shindivers, to find it.

skindivers.

@Pete

Unfortunately based on personal experience.
They were cutoffs; probably looking for revenge.

@Yu No Hoo 7:39,

Hehe…Revenge of the foreskins…i mean Redskins…i mean…ahhh, nevermind.

OUCH!!!

Gaga? Ooh la la.

Unexpected spirit in jeans, it must be haunted. Something in the jeans can turn its head 360 degrees, Call in the Exorcists.

Gaga jeans? So they’re made of meat…well that would explain a lot.

Is it the latest latest?

This jeans, is too cool for such trivialities as a style number.

The more you say “please”, the less I trust you.

– Excuse me, is there an Italian in this jeans?
– I’m afraid you must put on it and do your self, Madam.

What type of adjective is “most latest?” A hyperlative, even more extreme than a superlative?

These jeans will make you go GAGA with excitement.
What type of excitement it is, I don’t have to tell you!

So in case anybody wants to know, the Hebrew (rather boringly) says:

Blue Jeans, Size 28.

But the bright and perky cheerful rainbow & butterflies Engrish sounds distinctly like Japanized Engrish to me. I’m going to assume that the jeans were imported from Japan.

Because in my travel experience NOBODY in Israel is that cheery and la-la-la-la-la in their speech and demeanor. I seriously doubt anybody native to the area would ever come up with Engrish like that. It’d be just like expecting that kind Japanese-style Engrish from Russians.

The last Unexpected Spirt I had was from eating sugar-free gummy bears.

just do myself.

-mike

What do I put on it to find an unexpected spirt? I don’t think I want to buy these jeans.

“I’d like to return the jeans I bought the other day”
“Good Lord Sir!!!! Whatever is the problem?”
“Well it’s rather like the ballroom in Buckingham Palace”
“But Sir, there is no ballroom in Buckingham Palace!!!!!”
” And there’s no ball room in these friggin’ jeans either!!!!!!!!”