Oh crotch spirit, be gentle.

Oh crotch spirit, be gentle.

posted on 3 Jan 2017 in Clothing

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Photo courtesy of Aharon Shmuel.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Somewhere to poke around then

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

What is this inbuilt thing for

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

There is a hip flask in the pocket.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I see. It comes with a built in dildoe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Style No … ?
– No Style, Sir.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I did myself but the spirt was totally expected.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A friend of mine on a trip to South America, bought some pants in Mexico. After wearing them once, he ditched them. He reckoned if he kept wearing them, he would never father any children.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

It puts most fashion on its jeans or else it puts on it again

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Nobody expects the SPIRT! (= SPanish Inquisition Ruthless Trousers)

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

I did myself and I spirted, but that was not very unexpected.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Careful with the zipper, if they’re too tight you might find unexpected briss.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
4 years ago

I need help getting into the spirt of things before I can do myself.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Always wear undies.

Otherwise the zipper may remmove all your heirs.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Apparently those jeans have no style.
I’d ask for a deep discount!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

When one has the most beautiful and desireable lady in the world, preventing the unexpected spirt, requires $h1t loads of willpower.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 5:24,

I declare you thread winner. At least IMHO.

“Unexpected Briss….”.

From Israeli jeans, no less.

Hehe….good one.
I’m still chuckling 5 minutes later after reading it.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum 6:14,

Recommended strategy for a case when one is lucky enough to bed a beauty like that is to meet ALL of her needs first…presuming one has the willpower to wait.

Simply to maximize chances of more such opps in the future!
Think strategically, act strategically!
; – )

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete. Precisely.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0524. It happened after he peed over a bridge. The excised piece fell in the water.

They had to get four shindivers, to find it.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

skindivers.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@Pete

Unfortunately based on personal experience.
They were cutoffs; probably looking for revenge.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 7:39,

Hehe…Revenge of the foreskins…i mean Redskins…i mean…ahhh, nevermind.

OUCH!!!

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Gaga? Ooh la la.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Unexpected spirit in jeans, it must be haunted. Something in the jeans can turn its head 360 degrees, Call in the Exorcists.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Gaga jeans? So they’re made of meat…well that would explain a lot.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Is it the latest latest?

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

This jeans, is too cool for such trivialities as a style number.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

The more you say “please”, the less I trust you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Excuse me, is there an Italian in this jeans?
– I’m afraid you must put on it and do your self, Madam.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

What type of adjective is “most latest?” A hyperlative, even more extreme than a superlative?

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

These jeans will make you go GAGA with excitement.
What type of excitement it is, I don’t have to tell you!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

So in case anybody wants to know, the Hebrew (rather boringly) says:

Blue Jeans, Size 28.

But the bright and perky cheerful rainbow & butterflies Engrish sounds distinctly like Japanized Engrish to me. I’m going to assume that the jeans were imported from Japan.

Because in my travel experience NOBODY in Israel is that cheery and la-la-la-la-la in their speech and demeanor. I seriously doubt anybody native to the area would ever come up with Engrish like that. It’d be just like expecting that kind Japanese-style Engrish from Russians.

Tim Crow
Tim Crow
4 years ago

The last Unexpected Spirt I had was from eating sugar-free gummy bears.

RT
RT
4 years ago

just do myself.

-mike

Anomoly
Anomoly
4 years ago

What do I put on it to find an unexpected spirt? I don’t think I want to buy these jeans.

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

“I’d like to return the jeans I bought the other day”
“Good Lord Sir!!!! Whatever is the problem?”
“Well it’s rather like the ballroom in Buckingham Palace”
“But Sir, there is no ballroom in Buckingham Palace!!!!!”
” And there’s no ball room in these friggin’ jeans either!!!!!!!!”

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