Our body wants to sit on the beach.

Our body wants to sit on the beach.

posted on 6 Jan 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

body-not-life-buoy

Our body would like some sun block.

Photo courtesy of David Woolf.
Found in Koh PhiPhi, Thailand.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Our body sinks

Marum
3 years ago

One normally does sink, when a boat runs over them.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Body fall out of boat

Marum
3 years ago

He’s not drowning.

He’s just thaiered.

Marum
3 years ago

Hey ThaksinI thought Floatation Vests had foam in them – not cement.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Our body is a life jacket under the sea.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Is that an exit in the lower sea corner?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Maybe our body is a life girl, then.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Please do not follow the arrow.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The water is not very wide, just swim for the edge.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Inflating it by blowing through the tube doesn’t make it a life buoy either.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:02 am: Must’ve been a ring buoy.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Grow some fats dude!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

At Kohphiphi, Our buoy is somebody.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

We are drowning creatures.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Gills only, no buoys allowed.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Chao Pho (Thai Mafia).

Pete
Pete
3 years ago


Anchors aweigh, my buoy…

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Rough translation:

“Don’t lean over the side, landlubber.”

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

But if you must drown, do so carefully.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Our body is not a life buoy, so PLEASE, don’t latch onto us while you’re drowning.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

You fall off boat, we keep going.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Also, your mind is not a vessel.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

‘Cause IIIII ain’t got no booody,
It floated to sea,
Like a buoy,
And no body cares about me!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
3 years ago

♪…our body lies under the sea
our body is not a life buoy ♪
oh bring back our body to meeee! ♪

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Who’s using the Royal We? The king of Siam?

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

“Oh bring back my body to me…”

Never have an out-of-body experience if you have a poor sense of direction!

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

There was a band known as “The Buoys”, whose only hit was the song “Timothy”, sung by Rupert Holmes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNdvKvbxYQ

Rt
Rt
3 years ago

On the other hand, this compulsive gambler owing a debt of over 20 million is, so here you go!

Filboid
Filboid
3 years ago

Dive fastly to avoid driverless boating!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
3 years ago

Weird. I submitted a caption for this one via my phone the other day, and it’s showing up there but not when i view it on my computer.
Seriously, I’m looking at both right now.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

So basically, no lifeguard on duty.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

“A man, whose body was found washed up on Koh PhiPhi beach, was identified as a local life buoy.”

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