Qualification rate almost 100%!

Qualification rate almost 100%!

posted on 24 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

guolong-worth-forever-you-trust

Mom, are we fashion people?

Photo courtesy of Nikolina Søgnen.
Nail file package imported from China.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (83 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
27 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

That’s what novel says

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Quality is fine. Qualification rate is currently at 0.0016%, reaches 100%. Please wait …

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

One cannot have enough eybrows

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

It slices it dices its inevitable.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

On reading this, I certainly raised the age eyebrow!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Meticalously? With your outside inside you look ridicalously!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

At my age I appreciate a clean lily.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Wow! Cure-all nail files!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The style novel is boring. Books by the picture people are much more interesting.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

An inevitable choice. There’s some deep philosophical stuff going on here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Takes the picture of people’s republic of China!

Marum
3 years ago

OK! But WTF does it do?

Marum
3 years ago

Guo Long ? Nah Chang. I’d rather sell short.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Manicure or Instagram, Madam?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

WARNING: Nail file will permanently damage eyebrows if not inserted correctly.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

My age eyebrow says thanks for the emeries.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Can I get the old lady eyebrows painted up high like you are permanently surprised?

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

The Picture People from the sides of milk cartons.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

I tried that once. My eyebrows are still sore.

Marum
3 years ago

I have some equipment, which will fashion people.
It just takes a long time.
But it’s more fun than laughing, using it.

Marum
3 years ago

it is also very versatile. It will work at any angle, on any surface, on the floor, in the air, and even underwater..

Marum
3 years ago

Oh yes. It even raises eyebrows too….As well as a few octaves.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Meticalously Chingrish.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

You’ll have a look so sharp you can cut novels just by looking at them.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

It is the fashion people’s inevitable choice to improve looks at the age and… CUT! That wraps up scene 2. Let’s go have a lunch break now.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It puts the seach on its outside or else it gets the eyebrows again.

Marum
3 years ago

@BFC 0533. If the nail-file is inserted in the wrong place, it may cause your eyebrows to leap off.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
27
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x