You made it to 2017!

You made it to 2017!

posted on 1 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

you-are-here

Photo courtesy of Alison Stonehouse.
Found at Shanghai airport. 

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Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

At least it doesn’t say “Shining Path”!

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Thank goodness for that. For a moment thought I was lost

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

The left and right paths go nowhere.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Happy you here!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Long Tom 0116. Sendero Luminoso.

Beautiful name for such a pack of cuthroats.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The path to the Tabernacle is icy,
So too is the path to the tavern.

However. I will walk carefully.

(Peter Ustinov. – one of the best raconteurs I have ever heard.)

I especially love his “black” russian humour, most particularly the one about the Jews and the bread.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

What if I’m “not here”?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Redaction: One of the best – The very best.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I’m not here yet – but I’m coming.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

You found me! So, it’s my turn to be “it”, then?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Sie verlieren.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Wherever you go, there you are.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Well, everyone has to be somewhere.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

You are caption

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Could you lower the camera a bit please? I want to make sure if I arrived yet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Veni, vidi, ecce adsum.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Maybe the airport is combined with a hospital. Central Pathology and I C U. 😛

SF
SF
5 years ago

Unless you are Schrödinger, in which case you just might be here.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

At least it’s in plane Engrish.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@ DnT 0559. or mine. I came, I saw, and I concurred. But even if I found that I was here. I have no clear idea of where, here, is.

And my GPS is outof fliggin butterflies.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

or = for

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

How about “Great Leap Forward” or “Cultural Revolution”? I don’t know if Uncle Joe had any benign-sounding names for his mass slaughters.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

You are here.

And thanks to your smartphone, we know it was you who plugged toilet #3 in bathroom 16G five minutes ago.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

An ardent young contortionist named Bond,
Had some weird positions of which he was fond,
When his girlfreind cred “f–k”,
We are irretrievably stuck,
They mounted them as abstact art in a pond.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Long Tom 0704.
The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of a million men, is a statistic, (Ol – Joe Steel)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Sorry I’m late at here!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
5 years ago

That’s a relief, I thought I was somewhere else.

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

Wow, technology has come so far! The Chinese have invented the world’s first Quantum Airport, allowing you to be in two places at once!

(Also, Merry Chrismax and a Happy New Yie-Ar, my Engrish fliends!)

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

But you do not put a map here!

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

A little to the left… nope, to the right… no, further… there, now you are here!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Take ye not the Left Hand Path, you will be shanghaied.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Should be Central Park.

Ann
Ann
5 years ago

How do they know?!?!?!

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