You made it to 2017!

You made it to 2017!

posted on 1 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

you-are-here

Photo courtesy of Alison Stonehouse.
Found at Shanghai airport. 

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Long Tom
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Long Tom

At least it doesn’t say “Shining Path”!

algernon
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algernon

Thank goodness for that. For a moment thought I was lost

algernon
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algernon

The left and right paths go nowhere.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Happy you here!

Marum
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Marum

Long Tom 0116. Sendero Luminoso.

Beautiful name for such a pack of cuthroats.

Marum
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Marum

The path to the Tabernacle is icy,
So too is the path to the tavern.

However. I will walk carefully.

(Peter Ustinov. – one of the best raconteurs I have ever heard.)

I especially love his “black” russian humour, most particularly the one about the Jews and the bread.

Marum
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Marum

What if I’m “not here”?

Marum
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Marum

Redaction: One of the best – The very best.

Marum
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Marum

I’m not here yet – but I’m coming.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You found me! So, it’s my turn to be “it”, then?

Marum
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Marum

Sie verlieren.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Wherever you go, there you are.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Well, everyone has to be somewhere.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You are caption

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Could you lower the camera a bit please? I want to make sure if I arrived yet.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Veni, vidi, ecce adsum.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maybe the airport is combined with a hospital. Central Pathology and I C U. 😛

SF
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SF

Unless you are Schrödinger, in which case you just might be here.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

At least it’s in plane Engrish.

Marum
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Marum

@ DnT 0559. or mine. I came, I saw, and I concurred. But even if I found that I was here. I have no clear idea of where, here, is.

And my GPS is outof fliggin butterflies.

Marum
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Marum

or = for

Long Tom
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Long Tom

How about “Great Leap Forward” or “Cultural Revolution”? I don’t know if Uncle Joe had any benign-sounding names for his mass slaughters.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

You are here.

And thanks to your smartphone, we know it was you who plugged toilet #3 in bathroom 16G five minutes ago.

Marum
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Marum

An ardent young contortionist named Bond,
Had some weird positions of which he was fond,
When his girlfreind cred “f–k”,
We are irretrievably stuck,
They mounted them as abstact art in a pond.

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom 0704.
The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of a million men, is a statistic, (Ol – Joe Steel)

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Sorry I’m late at here!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

That’s a relief, I thought I was somewhere else.

Geo
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Geo

Wow, technology has come so far! The Chinese have invented the world’s first Quantum Airport, allowing you to be in two places at once!

(Also, Merry Chrismax and a Happy New Yie-Ar, my Engrish fliends!)

UCity
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UCity

But you do not put a map here!

UCity
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UCity

A little to the left… nope, to the right… no, further… there, now you are here!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Take ye not the Left Hand Path, you will be shanghaied.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Should be Central Park.

Ann
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Ann

How do they know?!?!?!

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