Are they magic beans?

Are they magic beans?

posted on 22 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

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Hey, it was faster than the adoption service.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Menu spotted in Guangxi, China.

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

They are not the “Bees Knees”.

They are the “Bears Ears”.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Goes all with grandmother grains and beef balls

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

What did you well for this

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Auricularia, is a malady which make you want to sleep all winter.

It is caused by a parasite, transmitted by the Ear Worm.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Heinz 87 varieties. (of fartz)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Would you like adults for nuts?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Boys love beans – for the sound effects.

Girls not so much – apparently girls do not see being able to fart like thunder, such a great achievement.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

ļ¼£hildren for beans, Trump for president.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

They must be kid-ney beans.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

They must’ve bean bad.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Babies. for pees.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Why fry Auricularia? He’s a fun guy!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Soylent green is getting younger.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Some children are runners, some are broad, and some get black eyes.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Sounds like a fair trade to me.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Humanbeans.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Kids for Korn.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Children are pod people!

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Children for beans: the alternate ending to Jack and the beanstalk.

Chris
Chris
3 years ago

I had a cow, but I traded it for these magic beans.

PeeBee
PeeBee
3 years ago

I’ve never really liked Latin food.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Somebody doesn’t know beans about English. Maybe he has children for brains.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Is 22 the number of children you have to trade in for the beans?

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Make way for the heroic Huai san celery!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Better beans than sorry.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

22 RMB for four beans. I’m being ripped off…

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

This must be the Chinese division of Soylent Restaurants. It IS from the same restaurant that brought you “Gramdmother food grains…”

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Seasonably, the Walgreens drug store chain sells Mexican jumping beans. Meant to entertain the children presumably.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Personally, I like my auricularia auricula done medium-well.

OI812
OI812
3 years ago

…or else it gets beaned by the small fry pan again.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Mashed human beans, anybody?

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