Been a while since I refused to yellow…

Been a while since I refused to yellow…

posted on 14 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

I am a uncivilized tourist cuz I don’t want to be done.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Comity comity kiora kiora ladies

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

I won’t blow nose in general direction

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Instructions for the non-Engrish person: do civilized tourists = Just Do It not ban smoking = non-smoking is prohibited don’t cry Ye noisy = Just Do Yu quiet don’t yell or word = no noisy texting not pick trees = what, not even the large ones? disorderly feeding the animals = giving the eating to the monkeys climb touch carving = multi-tasking photo camera to obey the rules = now now, Sonny water saving electricity = cultural electric shock dining doesn’t waste = don’t waste your time dining no long-term occupy public facilities = no number two don’t force and… Read more »

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
3 years ago

The public facilities are top notch fighters and will be insulted if you invite them to spar.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

You have to respect the public personnel eyes, but the rest of their bodies are free to scorn.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The personnel eysed service is not what I expected.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

This is just the tip of the nice burg.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I can’t catch and throw animals? Well, there goes my kitten juggling act!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I think they put this tip in just to see how it feels.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

If you take a photo that has someone sneezing in it, you will be fine!

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

I’m practicing advanced origami. Now I’m folding trees and fruit instead of paper.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

No squatting in the public facilities.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Petty advantages? Pffffft! I only take serious advantages.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Refused to yellow. Accepted to brown.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

No foreplay.
Take off shoes first.
Leap on.
Take what you want.
Thank you M’am.
Shut door on way out.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Electricity is the current method of saving water.

Light Code
Light Code
3 years ago

Suzy likes to pick up daisies.
Mark likes to pick up oaks. Whole trees.

P.S. Have anybody seen a fold flower growing?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

So many funny laughter tips …

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

And here we have arrived at the Great Wall of Text…

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

But I had to yell ow, someone pinched my chest.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Probably Don.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

This writer doesn’t know how to word.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Screw it, too many rules. Attention all ye noisy, pick the fold flowers, take pictures of people sneezing, and spare no public facilities. And above all, make sure the service personnel are forced to see it.

Myself
3 years ago

Did Colin Meloy write these rules? Or someone who similarly has a broad and old-timey vocabulary but can’t actually speak English?

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Yes, even your photo camera has to obey the rules. This means it doesn’t have the right to spit, gamble and so on…

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

We are the knights who say “Ye”, noisily.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

WHAT???!!!

I can’t take public advantages?
What about pubic advantages?

Otherwise why the heck am I even visiting?

Need to work on your welcoming skills, Chang!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Take public advantage.

Spectators will clap in time to accompany you, and cheer any yell when you finish.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

THIS IS A FINE COUTH TOME.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Begone, you long nosed, red haired, monkey. I blow my nose in your general direction

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Refuse to Yellow, Gambling and Poison.
What about Red, Orange, Green, Blue and Violet?

Salome
Salome
3 years ago

No nipple cripples?

OI812
OI812
3 years ago

Not rubbish the tip.

Myself
3 years ago

All the people pinching their chests in public these days! I can’t abide it! When can we have a return to good, old-fashioned decency?

Myself
3 years ago

PLEASE!!!! SPARE ME!!!

-The public facilities

Myself
3 years ago

I don’t think these rules are being enforced. I caught a bunch of people banning smoking in the middle of the park today.

Myself
3 years ago

Word!

olog-hai
olog-hai
3 years ago

Don no pinch chest; Donna yes.

And Don happens to be smoking, since not ban smoking. Also, Don has disobedient camera that won’t listen to rules.

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