Been a while since I refused to yellow…

Been a while since I refused to yellow…

posted on 14 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

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Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I am a uncivilized tourist cuz I don’t want to be done.

algernon
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algernon

Comity comity kiora kiora ladies

algernon
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algernon

I won’t blow nose in general direction

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Instructions for the non-Engrish person: do civilized tourists = Just Do It not ban smoking = non-smoking is prohibited don’t cry Ye noisy = Just Do Yu quiet don’t yell or word = no noisy texting not pick trees = what, not even the large ones? disorderly feeding the animals = giving the eating to the monkeys climb touch carving = multi-tasking photo camera to obey the rules = now now, Sonny water saving electricity = cultural electric shock dining doesn’t waste = don’t waste your time dining no long-term occupy public facilities = no number two don’t force and… Read more »

Yang Xiao Long
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Yang Xiao Long

The public facilities are top notch fighters and will be insulted if you invite them to spar.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

You have to respect the public personnel eyes, but the rest of their bodies are free to scorn.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The personnel eysed service is not what I expected.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

This is just the tip of the nice burg.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I can’t catch and throw animals? Well, there goes my kitten juggling act!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I think they put this tip in just to see how it feels.

DrLex
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DrLex

If you take a photo that has someone sneezing in it, you will be fine!

DrLex
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DrLex

I’m practicing advanced origami. Now I’m folding trees and fruit instead of paper.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

No squatting in the public facilities.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Petty advantages? Pffffft! I only take serious advantages.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Refused to yellow. Accepted to brown.

Marum
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Marum

No foreplay.
Take off shoes first.
Leap on.
Take what you want.
Thank you M’am.
Shut door on way out.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Electricity is the current method of saving water.

Light Code
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Light Code

Suzy likes to pick up daisies.
Mark likes to pick up oaks. Whole trees.

P.S. Have anybody seen a fold flower growing?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

So many funny laughter tips …

J-Luke
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J-Luke

And here we have arrived at the Great Wall of Text…

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

But I had to yell ow, someone pinched my chest.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Probably Don.

Classic Steve
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This writer doesn’t know how to word.

UCity
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UCity

Screw it, too many rules. Attention all ye noisy, pick the fold flowers, take pictures of people sneezing, and spare no public facilities. And above all, make sure the service personnel are forced to see it.

Myself
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Did Colin Meloy write these rules? Or someone who similarly has a broad and old-timey vocabulary but can’t actually speak English?

Geo
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Geo

Yes, even your photo camera has to obey the rules. This means it doesn’t have the right to spit, gamble and so on…

jjhitt
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jjhitt

We are the knights who say “Ye”, noisily.

Pete
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Pete

WHAT???!!!

I can’t take public advantages?
What about pubic advantages?

Otherwise why the heck am I even visiting?

Need to work on your welcoming skills, Chang!

Marum
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Marum

Take public advantage.

Spectators will clap in time to accompany you, and cheer any yell when you finish.

Marum
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Marum

THIS IS A FINE COUTH TOME.

Marum
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Marum

Begone, you long nosed, red haired, monkey. I blow my nose in your general direction

Peter
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Peter

Refuse to Yellow, Gambling and Poison.
What about Red, Orange, Green, Blue and Violet?

Salome
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Salome

No nipple cripples?

OI812
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OI812

Not rubbish the tip.

Myself
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All the people pinching their chests in public these days! I can’t abide it! When can we have a return to good, old-fashioned decency?

Myself
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PLEASE!!!! SPARE ME!!!

-The public facilities

Myself
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I don’t think these rules are being enforced. I caught a bunch of people banning smoking in the middle of the park today.

Myself
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Word!

olog-hai
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olog-hai

Don no pinch chest; Donna yes.

And Don happens to be smoking, since not ban smoking. Also, Don has disobedient camera that won’t listen to rules.

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