Even if times I gotta tell you?

Even if times I gotta tell you?

posted on 27 Feb 2017 in Signs

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Sir, how many drunk in your party?

Photo courtesy of Amber Zabarauskas.
Found in Osaka, Japan.

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Marum
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Devious little asian plicks.

Happy hour finishes before it starts.

algernon
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algernon

Even if times drunk by the yard

algernon
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algernon

It is the one drunk or is it two

Marum
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Hmm. I read it wrong I read 1800 to 1000.

It is actually a happy two hours.

UCity
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UCity

I see your game, Heineken. Wait until everyone’s drunk, then enjoy their meals in the floor seat. Well played, Heineken, well played.

Marum
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Twenty years or more ago when they first started televising darts. There was the game on the TV.

The bloke throwing the darts was so fat, he could rest his free hand – holding the darts – on top of his stomach.

He was throwing fine darts. However the commentator was saying. “What a fine athlete this man is.”

My first thought was; My TV is stuffed. I’m getting the wrong commentary from another sport, I couldn’t see any athletes, just this huge fat blob.

Marum
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Four cartons of KirIn Beer were sent to the Munich Bierfest. However they ended up at a veterinary conference and symposium, in Vienna.

They were returned to Japan, labelled – These horses are not fit for work.

Marum
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AUD$ 9.00 for a beer, and 9 bucks for a menu.

I think they are getting the ancient japanese rip-off.

Marum
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I’ll have one of them Greek meals – Plate o chips.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Even if Helvetica

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Darts, drunks and one beer. Nothing good will come of this.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It must be drunk to draft beer.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It is one cheap beer!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Take the number of drunks, multiply by times, subtract 2F floor seat and divide by the number you first thought of. The answer is always one draft beer. It’s uncanny!

DrLex
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DrLex

I don’t know how many are drunk, but I’m pretty sure whoever designed that billboard, was.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Are they talking about the Edo period?

Geo
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Geo

Yeah, sure. It’s always just one more beer.

Marum
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ONE BEER.

Marum
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SAKE: The man drinks the first flask, the first flask drinks the second flask, the third flask drinks the man.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Or it can skip the meal and just get on with the eating and drinking.

Pete
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Pete

To me, the amusing thing after reading the Japanese is that in that white circle, the Japanese says something akin to: “We have Japanese-speaking Gaijin (foreign) staff!”

Well I guess none of them spik Engrish coz I’d translate the major line as:

“No matter many beers you drink, the price is always 300 yen a drink.”

I’m not sure whether they’re trying to pre-inform customers that there’s no volume discount, or to try and make customers happy there’s no volume surcharge……

Rt
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Rt

I think the typist for this ad is fotally tit-shaced

EffEff
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EffEff

Crystal meth doesn’t mix with beer.

UCity
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UCity

Even if times how many are drunk, it is one draft beer. Its capacity can be expressed simply as a sideways 8.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Marum 4:14am: Maybe the man in question was a sumo wrestler.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete | 9:09 am : I would believe your translation. I don’t speak Japanese but that’s what I thought the Engrish meant.
Notice the 700 yen price for draft beer on the left, though? Maybe there is some kind of volume discount here.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

edit: The 700 yen price on the RIGHT. 😳
I times how many are drunk.

Marum
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@Long Tom 1738.

Nah mate. He neither had the shoulders or the traps.

I’m a fairly good judge. I weightlited aand coached from 12 – 50, and coached as well. I did all my Sports Med subjects at the SMA at U of Q.

Marum
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nor the traps

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