Even if times I gotta tell you?

Even if times I gotta tell you?

posted on 27 Feb 2017 in Signs

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Sir, how many drunk in your party?

Photo courtesy of Amber Zabarauskas.
Found in Osaka, Japan.

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Marum
3 years ago

Devious little asian plicks.

Happy hour finishes before it starts.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Even if times drunk by the yard

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

It is the one drunk or is it two

Marum
3 years ago

Hmm. I read it wrong I read 1800 to 1000.

It is actually a happy two hours.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

I see your game, Heineken. Wait until everyone’s drunk, then enjoy their meals in the floor seat. Well played, Heineken, well played.

Marum
3 years ago

Twenty years or more ago when they first started televising darts. There was the game on the TV.

The bloke throwing the darts was so fat, he could rest his free hand – holding the darts – on top of his stomach.

He was throwing fine darts. However the commentator was saying. “What a fine athlete this man is.”

My first thought was; My TV is stuffed. I’m getting the wrong commentary from another sport, I couldn’t see any athletes, just this huge fat blob.

Marum
3 years ago

Four cartons of KirIn Beer were sent to the Munich Bierfest. However they ended up at a veterinary conference and symposium, in Vienna.

They were returned to Japan, labelled – These horses are not fit for work.

Marum
3 years ago

AUD$ 9.00 for a beer, and 9 bucks for a menu.

I think they are getting the ancient japanese rip-off.

Marum
3 years ago

I’ll have one of them Greek meals – Plate o chips.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Even if Helvetica

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Darts, drunks and one beer. Nothing good will come of this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It must be drunk to draft beer.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It is one cheap beer!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Take the number of drunks, multiply by times, subtract 2F floor seat and divide by the number you first thought of. The answer is always one draft beer. It’s uncanny!

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

I don’t know how many are drunk, but I’m pretty sure whoever designed that billboard, was.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Are they talking about the Edo period?

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Yeah, sure. It’s always just one more beer.

Marum
3 years ago

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ONE BEER.

Marum
3 years ago

SAKE: The man drinks the first flask, the first flask drinks the second flask, the third flask drinks the man.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Or it can skip the meal and just get on with the eating and drinking.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

To me, the amusing thing after reading the Japanese is that in that white circle, the Japanese says something akin to: “We have Japanese-speaking Gaijin (foreign) staff!”

Well I guess none of them spik Engrish coz I’d translate the major line as:

“No matter many beers you drink, the price is always 300 yen a drink.”

I’m not sure whether they’re trying to pre-inform customers that there’s no volume discount, or to try and make customers happy there’s no volume surcharge……

Rt
Rt
3 years ago

I think the typist for this ad is fotally tit-shaced

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Crystal meth doesn’t mix with beer.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Even if times how many are drunk, it is one draft beer. Its capacity can be expressed simply as a sideways 8.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

@Marum 4:14am: Maybe the man in question was a sumo wrestler.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Pete | 9:09 am : I would believe your translation. I don’t speak Japanese but that’s what I thought the Engrish meant.
Notice the 700 yen price for draft beer on the left, though? Maybe there is some kind of volume discount here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

edit: The 700 yen price on the RIGHT. 😳
I times how many are drunk.

Marum
3 years ago

@Long Tom 1738.

Nah mate. He neither had the shoulders or the traps.

I’m a fairly good judge. I weightlited aand coached from 12 – 50, and coached as well. I did all my Sports Med subjects at the SMA at U of Q.

Marum
3 years ago

nor the traps

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