Gramdma, can I have a samdwich?

Gramdma, can I have a samdwich?

posted on 15 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

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Johnny, give Gramdpa a hamd.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Look what Grandmother passed

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Well what a surprise

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

”And the winner of this year’s Granny Award is … ”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Just add mother-in-raw

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

As pronounced with missing demtures.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Aw, she finally learned metric.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Turning Grandmother into food grains is part of our traditions.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Her favourite band is Gums & Roses.

Ben
Ben
3 years ago

Soylent grain

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Your gramdmother is such a lightweight!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Don’t you dare poundmother!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Gramdmother has strong legumes, she can walk for miles.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– And a side dish, please.
– Vegetables, fruits or relatives, Madam?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

She’s an a-maize-ing woman with a rye sense of humour.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Smells like chianti and Marlborough.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Is a Soup Kitchen, a Broth Hall?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

This is an UFI.

Unimaginable Food Item.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

This is wreckedtitwhewed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Hey, there’s grammy in my soup!
– What did you think you’ll get, an Oscar?

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

The call her… Graindmother.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

What does that make in ouncedmothers?

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

I suppose she is starting to show her age.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

Whatever happened to freshly-baked cookies?

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

@UCity | 7:40 am
Isn’t her name supposed to be Groundmother, as in ground grains?

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Just like Gramdma used to make!

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Is this full of Gram-positive bacteria?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Momsense.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

In several Bohemian restaurants, I saw listings for “Grandma Style” meats. Evidently the term means cooked with large pieces of onion.

sam
sam
3 years ago

“My Gramdma! What big food grains you have”
“All the better for you to eat my dear…”

I didn’t realize how creepy that would sound before I typed it, I’m sorry…

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Prepared by the Grammy Award winning chef

zankhana
zankhana
3 years ago

” Hey Mum!!!! I don’t like Grandma any more!!!!”
“Never mind dear just push her to the side of your plate and rat your greens!”

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