How does that work exactly?

How does that work exactly?

posted on 16 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Snacks

beef-balls-urinating

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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algernon
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algernon

So who’s taking the piss

algernon
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algernon

Taste just like oysters

Pete
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Pete

Aquatic? Mountain Oysters?
Or is that REALLY beef?
Whale Oysters?
Do they float?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Piss make them like this.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

DESCRIPTION:

– Wonderful sound, strange shape.
– Served in a bowel or spilled on a bottom tile

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

The trickle-down theory as applied to the food industry.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

It was a secret recipe but someone leaked it.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

And you can see the chef at the top of the package sucking his ……

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

May contain nuts.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

If they made a film about these, would the cast rate them number one?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Always served with pees.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Directions: Fry until golden… shower.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

RECIPE:

– Just add ”water” *
– If refused to yellow, try again
– Apologize for the incontinence

* No long-term occupy public facilities

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The poor things don’t know whether they’re coming or going.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So that’s how self-saucing foods work!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You don’t usually get that many in the bag.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Made water in China.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Better steer clear of these if you’re not a whizz at cooking.

DrLex
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DrLex

It seems my concept of ‘aquatic products’ has been wrong all the time.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Here is someone who goes one better:

http://www.snakelyone.com/URINE.htm

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Also here:

http://www.doemain.com/index.cgi/2001-02-17

The cartoonist was shocked when I told her about people really doing that.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Leak us on Fecebook

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Prepare ur tastebuds; urine for a treat!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Long Tom | 5:19 am: I remember that joke from one of the old Carry On movies. 🙂

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

You would think it would be a cream sauce…….

Marum
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Marum

AH! It’s Putin’s nuts.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

If you gave me these. I’d be pissed.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Look Ma, no pants!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter, my balls are urinating!
– Boner Appétit, Monsieur.

markm
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markm

How does that work exactly?

I’d rather not know.

Classic Steve
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Goes well with a poo poo platter.

Marum
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Marum

I’ll bet you would pee yourself too, if someone had your nuts in one hand, and a knife in the other.

Marum
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Marum

Maybe they mean “marinating”.

That would explain the “marine” too.

UCity
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UCity

Wow, urinating beef balls, and yet the chef concealed it so well! What culinary expertise!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Meatball have small bladder.

EffEff
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EffEff

From what I heard, beef kidneys must be soaked in water for 24 hours before cooking; otherwise they smell pissy.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Do not consume if you have a pee-nut allergy.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Number One meal in WcDonald’s and other fancy restrooms all over the world.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Try also our newest no-description drug Urinal Oral™, highly recommended especially after large quantities of pissburger, r.i.p.steak and urineshake.

Our Motto: ”Go with a flow!”

Tim Crow
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Tim Crow

Makes it’s own gravy.

EffEff
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EffEff

Peanuts = pee-nuts
Pistachios = piss-nuts

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, why did you put ”Do Not Disturb” sign on the kitchen door?

TS
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TS

What whiz came up with this recipe? He’s sure to make a big splash…

Peter
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Peter

Yuck, it’s sure got the balls to pee !

Geo
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Geo

The balls must be doing a number three…

Geo
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Geo

“Aquatic” products indeed.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Urine for a big surprise with these balls.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Buy some before they run out!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

To err is human, to urinate, bovine.

Pete
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Pete

Creme filled do-nuts

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