How does that work exactly?

How does that work exactly?

posted on 16 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Snacks

beef-balls-urinating

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

So who’s taking the piss

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Taste just like oysters

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Aquatic? Mountain Oysters?
Or is that REALLY beef?
Whale Oysters?
Do they float?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Piss make them like this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

DESCRIPTION:

– Wonderful sound, strange shape.
– Served in a bowel or spilled on a bottom tile

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

The trickle-down theory as applied to the food industry.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

It was a secret recipe but someone leaked it.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

And you can see the chef at the top of the package sucking his ……

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

May contain nuts.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

If they made a film about these, would the cast rate them number one?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Always served with pees.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Directions: Fry until golden… shower.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

RECIPE:

– Just add ”water” *
– If refused to yellow, try again
– Apologize for the incontinence

* No long-term occupy public facilities

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The poor things don’t know whether they’re coming or going.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

So that’s how self-saucing foods work!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

You don’t usually get that many in the bag.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Made water in China.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Better steer clear of these if you’re not a whizz at cooking.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

It seems my concept of ‘aquatic products’ has been wrong all the time.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Here is someone who goes one better:

http://www.snakelyone.com/URINE.htm

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Also here:

http://www.doemain.com/index.cgi/2001-02-17

The cartoonist was shocked when I told her about people really doing that.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Leak us on Fecebook

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Prepare ur tastebuds; urine for a treat!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Long Tom | 5:19 am: I remember that joke from one of the old Carry On movies. 🙂

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

You would think it would be a cream sauce…….

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

AH! It’s Putin’s nuts.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

If you gave me these. I’d be pissed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Look Ma, no pants!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Waiter, my balls are urinating!
– Boner Appétit, Monsieur.

markm
markm
3 years ago

How does that work exactly?

I’d rather not know.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Goes well with a poo poo platter.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I’ll bet you would pee yourself too, if someone had your nuts in one hand, and a knife in the other.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Maybe they mean “marinating”.

That would explain the “marine” too.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Wow, urinating beef balls, and yet the chef concealed it so well! What culinary expertise!

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

Meatball have small bladder.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

From what I heard, beef kidneys must be soaked in water for 24 hours before cooking; otherwise they smell pissy.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Do not consume if you have a pee-nut allergy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Number One meal in WcDonald’s and other fancy restrooms all over the world.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Try also our newest no-description drug Urinal Oral™, highly recommended especially after large quantities of pissburger, r.i.p.steak and urineshake.

Our Motto: ”Go with a flow!”

Tim Crow
Tim Crow
3 years ago

Makes it’s own gravy.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Peanuts = pee-nuts
Pistachios = piss-nuts

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Mommy, why did you put ”Do Not Disturb” sign on the kitchen door?

TS
TS
3 years ago

What whiz came up with this recipe? He’s sure to make a big splash…

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Yuck, it’s sure got the balls to pee !

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

The balls must be doing a number three…

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

“Aquatic” products indeed.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

Urine for a big surprise with these balls.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Buy some before they run out!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

To err is human, to urinate, bovine.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Creme filled do-nuts

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