Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangzhou, China.
So who’s taking the piss
Taste just like oysters
Aquatic? Mountain Oysters?
Or is that REALLY beef?
Do they float?
Piss make them like this.
– Wonderful sound, strange shape.
– Served in a bowel or spilled on a bottom tile
The trickle-down theory as applied to the food industry.
It was a secret recipe but someone leaked it.
And you can see the chef at the top of the package sucking his ……
May contain nuts.
If they made a film about these, would the cast rate them number one?
Always served with pees.
Directions: Fry until golden… shower.
– Just add ”water” *
– If refused to yellow, try again
– Apologize for the incontinence
* No long-term occupy public facilities
The poor things don’t know whether they’re coming or going.
So that’s how self-saucing foods work!
You don’t usually get that many in the bag.
Made water in China.
Better steer clear of these if you’re not a whizz at cooking.
It seems my concept of ‘aquatic products’ has been wrong all the time.
Here is someone who goes one better:
The cartoonist was shocked when I told her about people really doing that.
Leak us on Fecebook
Prepare ur tastebuds; urine for a treat!
@Long Tom | 5:19 am: I remember that joke from one of the old Carry On movies. 🙂
You would think it would be a cream sauce…….
AH! It’s Putin’s nuts.
If you gave me these. I’d be pissed.
– Look Ma, no pants!
– Waiter, my balls are urinating!
– Boner Appétit, Monsieur.
How does that work exactly?
I’d rather not know.
Goes well with a poo poo platter.
I’ll bet you would pee yourself too, if someone had your nuts in one hand, and a knife in the other.
Maybe they mean “marinating”.
That would explain the “marine” too.
Wow, urinating beef balls, and yet the chef concealed it so well! What culinary expertise!
Meatball have small bladder.
From what I heard, beef kidneys must be soaked in water for 24 hours before cooking; otherwise they smell pissy.
Do not consume if you have a pee-nut allergy.
Number One meal in WcDonald’s and other fancy restrooms all over the world.
Try also our newest no-description drug Urinal Oral™, highly recommended especially after large quantities of pissburger, r.i.p.steak and urineshake.
Our Motto: ”Go with a flow!”
Makes it’s own gravy.
Peanuts = pee-nuts
Pistachios = piss-nuts
– Mommy, why did you put ”Do Not Disturb” sign on the kitchen door?
What whiz came up with this recipe? He’s sure to make a big splash…
Yuck, it’s sure got the balls to pee !
The balls must be doing a number three…
“Aquatic” products indeed.
Urine for a big surprise with these balls.
Buy some before they run out!
To err is human, to urinate, bovine.
Creme filled do-nuts