I wnat what she’s having.

I wnat what she’s having.

posted on 5 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

i-wnat-you

Photo courtesy of Kate Mackin.
Found in Taiwan.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Wnat not to lkie

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Goes well with the diarrhea t-shirt

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

He must have a fairly big one. The lady has just got her consanants deranged.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I want to Butter Fly.
I wnat Nkie.

I have This T-shirt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

If you want to fly, try using a magic wnad.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

“You” being a proof-reader, I suppose.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I never get what you want.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

SALE: Want this T-shirt? Get no T-shirt for free!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

“You cna’t always get waht you wnat”.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

I guess it’s all about priorities.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

SYNOPSIS: The lady wants to party in summer, by making love to you, wearing this T Shirt, while becoming a member of the Mile High Club.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I Wnat. You Jnae.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If you are a hairy potter, you can fly by using a broom skitc.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

And on this years bucket list…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

“Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Wnat”
(Teh Smiths)

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Really, I’m not just after xess.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@72rd 0514.

Me Zantar. What you neaj?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I’ve always wnated a T Shirt liek tsih.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Yu Noo Hoo. 0517. They tell me you can do it to x ess.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

@ Marum 5:22

Well, I’ve had my moments.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– I want this T-shirt, please.
– Anything else?
– Thank you, that would be all.
– Excellent. Goodbye!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

You got me under yuro spell.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Wnat is the source of all evils!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

What I wnat is not waht I hvae.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

-Who do you want?
-Wnat you, that’s for sure.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Uncle Sam says:
I wnat You… to buy this t-shirt!

SF
SF
3 years ago

@BFC 6:07

You mean evils presley?

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Wnat do you thnik I am, an AMT machine?

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

A Dave Allen At Large skit had the joke about a Catholic priest being replace by a computer at a confessional booth. The actual priest, resentful at being demoted to janitor, decides to do something about it. He goes into the booth himself, and the computer asks, “Do you have a confession to make, my son?” The priest says, “No!” The computer replies, “Incorrect answer, reject, reject!” Then the priest gives him more nonsense talk, which really confuses the computer, so it says things like “Twelve male Harries!” before blowing up. The priest takes his old position back.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I want egg and bacon.
I want egg, sausage and bacon.
I want egg and Spam.
I want egg, bacon and Spam.
I want egg, bacon, sausage and Spam.
I want spam, bacon, sausage and Spam.
I want spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon and Spam.
I want spam, Spam, Spam, egg and Spam.
I want spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam.
I wnat bolster Tehrmiord xau rcevttees whit a Monray suace, garinsehd iwth trffule ptâé, barndy adn a fired geg no pot, dan Sapm.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

As your genie it is my duty to inform you that you are stuck with a party that will never stop (even if you want it to), endless summer, and that lousy T-shirt. Because those were your maximum 3 wishes.

As for love, flight, and me, those are right out.
Not gonna happen. You exceeded your wish limit.
How you arranged and prioritized those wishes was up to you.

Sorry, sucker. I mean, former master.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

I want Donna Summer.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

I want a wet T-shirt contest!

RT
RT
3 years ago

this shirt is a bit wanting

PeeBee
PeeBee
3 years ago

She wants it all. Except me.

The Dude
The Dude
3 years ago

Aww, they were so close to getting it right this time.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
3 years ago

It’s the ’90s Consolidated Tour official souvenir t-shirt.

OI812
OI812
3 years ago

I wnat to fail.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Obviously spelt by smoebdoy under the Egnrish Spell (!!)

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