Not your father’s church…

Not your father’s church…

posted on 26 Feb 2017 in Chinglish

god-trailer

Cleanliness is next to…god trailer.

Photo courtesy of Lindsay Powell.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

What’s the next episode

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

She’s dancing a jig.
I woder why.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

She’s dancing a jig.
I wonder why.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

But when is the movie being released?

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Look its all magic all by itself

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

She’s walking on … trailer!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

God Trailer is the sequel to Grease.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Drag ground queen with her new carligion?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

God says: STOP DOING FAMILY AFFAIRS!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

No need to do the bitter work any more; brew apple cider instead.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

God Trailer – there’s an apse for that.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I think she is so happy, becuse that robotised mop thingy, has just spent the last 36.5 hours, amusing her with its handle.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Those spherical things in the background – God’s balls?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The circular mop is so special it has 365 degrees.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

That achieved four things:

1. The batteries are flat.

2: She has an entry the Guiness Book of Records.

3. She fired her hubby.

4. She purchased a second one.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

By the look on her face, she doesn’t need God to declare that it is Heavenly.

SF
SF
3 years ago

(Deep voice) In a world … where family affairs are not happy … and where dragging the ground is the bitter work … one God solves it all.
Coming soon.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Less work, more pray.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Many religions had a blind god, but this one seems to be the god of venetian blinds.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
3 years ago

365 degrees? I’m guessing either that’s not water in the bucket, or God is messing with the laws of physics in that trailer.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

It’s a God-given miracle that she can clean that floor with a long-handled metal dectector.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

All right, it’s time to clean the God Trailer. Don’t make me drag ground you over there.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

Coming soon to a church near you.

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

Prefect for my divine caravan…

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

I didn’t know God was ISO 9001 certified…

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

GOD: The Movie
Coming this Day of the Lord

Classic Steve
3 years ago

NOW the Son of Man has a place to lay his head.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

The movie is called ”GodFather”

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

It is obvious that girl is divine. She hovers above the floor without even casting a shadow.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

God must be holding the handle on that “metal detector” up.
‘Coz that gal sure ain’t…!!!

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