Please leave the keys.

Please leave the keys.

posted on 7 Feb 2017 in Signs

human-parking

Somebody’s been in my glove box.

Photo courtesy of Foster Major.
Found in Kobe, Japan.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Pack ’em in boy. Pack ’em in

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

That would be elevators

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Great if you’re a Parkin’son …

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

My lady used to have the right parking spot for me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Darling, are you tyred?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The parking is free, as long as itss not too long.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The only parking spot which gives a squeal of pleasure, as you drive in.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Wanna hear my reversing alarm?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

That stain in the parking space isn’t oil!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I don’t need to park, I’m just going in for a big P.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I didn’t just want to come here, I was driven to it.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

The guy next to me has a leaky exhaust.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

Despite S.H.I.E.L.D.’s best efforts, bias against inhumans is still rampant.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

My brake shoes are so worn I have to call a toe truck.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Grab them by the Parking – Donald trump.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

There is no limit. You can come as often as you like.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: Babies on road

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Just don’t park in the rear bay.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

You’re a real Trooper; you know that?

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

As long as it’s not human-trafficking.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Race cars only.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Excuse me, where can I find the ”Woman Parking”?
– You can’t, Madam.

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

Clearly, the driver’s name must be Hugh Mann.

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

This is Area 64F. Don’t worry, Area 51 is nearby.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

“No Parking baby, no parking on the Dance Floor!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

OK, who keeps backfiring?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

So this is what Japanese prisons are like!

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

The human traffic leads here.

RT
RT
5 years ago

in case of accident, come-i mean, pull over to the side of the road

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Humans only. All others will be toad.

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 years ago

Finally, a parallel parking I can handle.

coffeebot
5 years ago

Not responsible for lost children.

OI812
OI812
5 years ago

6.4 F = a lot of chattering teeth.

olog-hai
olog-hai
5 years ago

Well, that just put me off my Hiramatsu beer.

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