Safety sealed – pull pin to open.

Safety sealed – pull pin to open.

posted on 1 Feb 2017 in Drinks

grenade-juice

Why do I taste C4?

Photo courtesy of Day Wrenn.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

Good source of vitamin C4.

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

This explains the explosive diarrhea.

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

end your breakfast with a bang.

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

A good part of your suicide bomber’s breakfast.

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

Shake well before throwing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

That’s all me!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Apple + agents + explosives = FBi (Fruits Bureau of iNgredients)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Planet Earth’s version of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

Exploding with flavor.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Good for ironing shirts with

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

I’ll just pull the pin

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

That kind of information certainly concentrates the mind.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Wrong kind of pineapple!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The glazing agent is for replacing the windows after using this product.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

1. Just add chicken
2. Duck until exploded

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Fulminate of Mercury, for lunch with a bang

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Aceyone Peroxide, for the best blow-job you cou;d ever imagine.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Bugger all fibre, no protein, and shiploads of sugar.

Great for the kids.

SF
SF
3 years ago

For those who would wonder, “Grenade” (or “fruit de la Grenade”, “La Grenade” being the French name of Grenada in the Caribbeans) is French for Pomegranate.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

One of our other products is Flea Powder.

It doesn’t kill them. It blows the little bastards off.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Edit acetone

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

and it’s Omega free!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Made in Grenada.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Wheat starch? No way.
I only use gluten-free grenades!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Also comes in blewberry flavour.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Down at the orchard they’re plum tired of getting picked on and squeezed out. The time is ripe for revolt and they’re raisin an army.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

I’m trying to loose the glazing agent. (I think he’s following me).

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

It’s got that burst of flavor.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Concentrate, concentrate….

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Man, this product is the bomb!

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Ideal for projectile vomit.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

WARNING: May cause spontaneous combustion. Drink at your own risk. After dying, no returns or refunds.

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

That wheat starch sounds suspicious.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Is the concentrate made from the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? That would explain its potency.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

What’s better than natural flavor? A juice grenade, thrown by a glazing agent, who also is good at extracting fruit flavor.

Garst
3 years ago

That’s not a pineapple!

The Dude
The Dude
3 years ago

This drink is dy-no-mite!

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Tee-En-Tee!

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to “Pop Tarts”!

markm
markm
3 years ago

Who squeezed the juice from the grenades?

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

A real sugar bomb that will make your pancreas explode and your eyes glaze over.

Tom P.
Tom P.
3 years ago

The contents of this juice box can can also be used to extinguish fires.

The Dude
The Dude
3 years ago

This drink is dynamite and will do wonders for intestinal blockage.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Drink at you own explosion.

olog-hai
olog-hai
3 years ago

Banned in New York City.

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