Tastes smart.

Tastes smart.

posted on 23 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Snacks

preserved-vegetable-students

Oh, this one is past the graduation date.

Photo courtesy of Jeanne Mehan.

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algernon
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algernon

I love the quality control

algernon
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algernon

It looks a bit chilli to me

Marum
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Marum

This is adivision of the Hang Mee, hong Hi He, he ho, he he, hooo hee haha hawhaw Trading Company of Shanghai.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

That’s why all our students are brain dead. They are all in vegetarian state.

Pete
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Pete

FAIL.

SF
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SF

I’ve already taught this type of student.

Marum
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Marum

If the students had preserved with theiir studies, they wouldn’t have ended up in the Vignole.

Marum
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Marum

Teacher: If you keep on like this, you will end up like Christopher Columbus.

Student: You mean I’ll be famous?

Teacher: NO! You’ll go down in history.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

These students chose the wrong field of study!

Marum
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Marum

Q; Do you know why the Asparagas shoots?

A. Because the Chillies fired first.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This product has a lot of class.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

That’s why they taste like children.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Freshman vegetables are better for you.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Looks like it would fail the taste test.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Some vegetable-students just want to cause a rhubarb. Lettuce be thankful they’re not all trying to beet the system.

DrLex
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DrLex

The company’s name has been mistranslated. It should be “Soylent”.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mmmmm … Student food!

Geo
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Geo

Some have potatoes for brains…

UCity
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UCity

Their contributions shall not be lost.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

I like how proudly they advertise their ISO9001 approval. Because that’s what I look for in a bag of frozen vegetables.

Classic Steve
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My kid beet up your honor student.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Students ( aka The last supper) are preserved (embalmed) in a worm coffin with some flies, dried fruits and nuts. They have unusual music taste and might go bad quickly but that’s because they’re dead so keep ’em in this strange shape.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

They used to be children for beans…

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I’ve heard of student bodies, but this is ridiculous.

Lora
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Lora

They’re not bad, but the tiny little graduation caps get stuck in your teeth.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Sichuan Weijute Green Foods is People! It’s peeeoplleee!

PeeBee
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PeeBee

These are Grade-A vegetables.

Garst
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Please tell me that’s the cast of vegetales

Peter
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Peter

I bet students with dyslexia, Asperger’s, ADHD . . . are less yummy.

iLock
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iLock

Preserve and work hard to achieve you English learn goals, I mean persevere…

Myself
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Myself

These students dropped out of my mouth.

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