The earth is racist…

The earth is racist…

posted on 3 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

protest-the-earth

Don’t try playing the moon card.

Photo courtesy of Robin Lambeek.
Found in China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

It happen all around us it happen all around world

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

What you to race. Protest

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

We’ve got to stop people from hanging towels before the whole race is wiped out!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Race against towels

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If you’re going to protest the Earth, make sure you planet well. And don’t picket or it will never get better.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Dear Guest

If you would like fresh toilet paper,
please leave your used toilet paper on the bed.
Toilet paper left hanging elsewhere tell us that you wish to know how to use it.
We are sorry for the incontinence!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Don’t protest the Earth. We already have one revolution every year.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

The towel race complains it’s getting used and hampered by the human race.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Before this sign was made, if they wanted to know whether to leave fresh towels, they guest.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Notice posted by Tao Ling

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

But I use most of them on the bed, when I’m performing oral sex on my lady.

Should I leave them on the pillow?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

During the latest protest march by the towel race, the police employed water cannons. Unfortunately this only aggravated the situation.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Oh no! The dirty towels are revolting!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I had a towel race once, but they all just laid there without budging.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

The hotel restaurant has race of lamb as their daily special.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

We Protest and protect the tyrannical earth.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

CAUTION: Watch fawlty towels carefully.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Please make a special request if you want gay towels. They’re all in the closet.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“What do we want? MARS!”
“When do we want it? I four to Twenty minutes Traveling at the speed of light!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This is the logical thing to do.

After all….They are bathtowels.

BOOM BOOM!!!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Ode to thee fair bathtowel,
Face-washer though never wert,
Designed for removing water,
But never all the dirt.

9by Terry Toweling)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Look Chang. I’m practising to be a Toreador, that is what I am using the red towels for.
Unfortunately I cannot accede to your request to leave the towels in the bathtub.

Because that is where I am keeping the bull.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Yeah, Earth. This whole orbiting the sun thing? That’s creepy. Stop it.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW Please don’t replace the bull, because he is in the tub.

You see. i have become quite fond of the big bugger. I have been feeding him breakfast cereal, in case you were wondering. That is why I order 4,000 Weet Bix, and 20 gallons of milk every morning.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@UCity0734.

It has already ceased. The Earth is dead.

You will see its Orbit in the deaths column of the morning paper.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Obviously, towels prefer the element of water.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Don’t brake too soon at the towel race, or you’ll end up with skid marks.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Might as well be walking on the Sun.
Coz protest we much.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Reception? At here the towel people, I guest can reuse all you?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Piss on Earth!

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Venus, however, is a real pain in the neck.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Anyone remember “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy”? All the talk of Earth and towels…

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

@Long Tom | 5:18 pm
I guess the best thing to say in front of confusing Engrish is just “DON’T PANIC”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Ted: “What is the difference between towels and toilet paper?”
Fred: “I dunno, what?”
Ted: “I am never letting you use my bathroom!!”

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

I don’t want to protest the earth, I just want to ask it to stop so I can get off. 🙁

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Protest the Earth but protect the Towel Race

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