They’re fantastic medicines, they really are

They’re fantastic medicines, they really are

posted on 10 Feb 2017 in Chinglish

new-and-special-medicine

They are terrific medicines, they are really great.

Photo courtesy of Ron Osborne.
Taken in Shenyang, China.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The elixir of life.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

They’re magic you know

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That’s what the bloke did first with his lady.

Elixir.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Some part of something perhaps

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Yu doctor, Shi nurse.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A randy old scientific boffin,
Concocted a potion to get off on,
His lady counted number eight,
Which determined his fate,
And they carried him off in a coffin.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

My favorite is Whatevercillin in form of Apple iPad tablets.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

You can tell the effect of this New and Special Medicine from those women zombies outside the shop.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A Patent Medicine which was around when I was a boy, on it’s label
claimed: Fixes all bronical problems.

I fervently hope, that their alchemy, was more efficaciousm than their english.

Ben
Ben
4 years ago

Those receiving special medicine typically arrive in a short ambulance.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

How nice, We had to buy ours from the guy in the trenchcoat hanging out in the playground.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“It’ll make you see Christmas.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The nostrum of notability.
The elixir of exclusivity.
The medicine of marvellousness.
The potion of particularity.
The doseage of difference.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“Doctor! Those pills I got of you to make me smarter. I think they are useless. In fact, i think they taste like sheep-sh1t.”

‘See! You are getting smarter already.’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

So new and special that it can cure diseases that don’t even exist yet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Hot off the (pill) presses!

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Way better than the Expired & Ordinary medicine I used to take…

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

BTW, sorry to be a party pooper, but how did this photo get uploaded? This isn’t Engrish, just sub-par kerning and a vague business name…

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Snake Oil by any other name?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Scene from ”Life of Brain Specialist”

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Geo: You have a point, but we don’t typically see “special medicine” advertised in the West…unless the idea is to imply quack medicine.

coffeebot
4 years ago

Doctor person it prescribe me.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

For new and special people.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Hope this store sells laughing gas cause this Engrish needs to be funnier.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Just here to pick up something for ma-lady.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“Hey! This one’s mostly stems and seeds!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Sex, New Special Medicine & Rock’n’Roll

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom 0725.

If a Doctor crashed whilst doing his rounds.

Could one say; “He had a quack up.”?

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