Violin – “Wonderful sound strange shape”

Violin – “Wonderful sound strange shape”

posted on 13 Feb 2017 in Video Engrish
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coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

Bottom tile

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Ji Plug Pu Melon must be the upper tile then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Caption (violin) is made at here!

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Strange shape it’s a box

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Chair or violin you decide

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

One more funny laughter key and I’ll die like a fool.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Sound track stollen from Deutsche Leider.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Its a UMO.

Unimaginable Musical Object.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It is the sound track from a japanese Girlie Doll.

Due to the miracle of modern electronice, and incredible Japanese stupidity, it plays Song of Joy, every time you have an orgasm.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

electronics

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Pushing and shoving always lead to violins.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Stradivarius Would be put to shame by these heavenly music

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Yo, yo ma don’t want you talkin’ like a fool.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

All good violins come with a cello-phane window in the packaging.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The gate violin is used for playing swing music.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

A violin that laughs? It must be a Yamahahaha.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

If a Stradivarius is a bottom tile, this violin is infan tile.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Hanson plays the violin.

The_YongGrand
The_YongGrand
3 years ago

You should have added the another botched up video of Stuart Ashen laughing like mad here when he tried to read “Antonio Stella Bottom Tile” and “Ji Plug Pu – Melon Nai”! 😀

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Violin (violin)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

For other uses, see Violin (violin (disambiguation)).

The violin (violin) is a wonderful sound strange shape super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. He’s been in the instrument for significant position, for people loved. The violin (violin) is a string of four bowed (bowel) instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members (members (members)) are …

The_YongGrand
The_YongGrand
3 years ago

@Seventy2rd’o’clock – “Wow, that’s some word salad right there!” – Stuart Ashen 🙂

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

@Big Fat Cat 4:56

…and if he heard this, Beethoven would roll over in his grave.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

THIS – IS – INDEED – A – VERY – VILE – INN.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It has beeen noted, that the Viola is larger than the Violin.

This is not necessarily true, for Viola players have very small heads

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

We were tearing down the venue, after a PATEFA seminar and conference. A pop-band due to perform that night was tuning up.

One of the solo instrumentalists was a lady, who played the violin.. Over their Amps and Mics, (about three times as loud as an F18 on afterburners) we were hearing this (music?).

I never knew, that an otherwise innocuous piece of wood, bits of metal, and catgut, coulld make such exercrable sounds. It was a revelation, after having heard Vengerov.

Myself
3 years ago

Epic! Engrish.com is doing videos now! Have they ever posted a video before?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Useless info: A normal Violin/String Quartet is comprised of; Violin I; Violin II; Viola, and cello.

If you want a “bottom file”, perhaps you should use a Double Bass, instead of a Cello.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Myself 0830.

Nein.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Myself 0830.

Nein. Dies ist inzehn.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock 6:31

Your work could go here!

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Violin

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

@The_YongGrand, @Yu No Hoo: Hehe. And now the song dedicated to Ashens 😉 : **** Ashens & Stella: Bottom’s Tale (strange shape tile concerts and solo!) Arrangedand composed by ji plug pu . melon nai and nicolas, Marty (1600 – 1750) Lyrics by Edgar Allan Pu (violin) Translated by Lorem Ipsum and Rofl Mao (one dead, thirty-five to go) ♫♪♪ i’ve learned The Thing or two about love it’s push and shovespam and spam in, spam up spam, spam, spam but nuthin’s spamsinnin’ is heavenjust for the hell of itcontradictions, constant attraction distractioni’ve learned The Thing or wtf (♫) about… Read more »

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

“If the piano s the king of musical instruments, then the violin must be the queen of instruments”

So instruments don’t have to be musical for the violin? Great, you can take it to the operating room to play a jaunty tune while surgeons accompany you on their scalpels and dilators.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

@Lora. The Violentnin is the Drama Queen of Instruments.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

The tuba is the 300-pound construction worker of instruments.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Pushing and shoving your enlightenment partner does, indeed, result in babies simulation violins.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Button #6 (the act or talk-like-a-fool key) is for people who want to poorly translate foreign product names or descriptions.

The_YongGrand
The_YongGrand
3 years ago

If the violin can concerts and solo, what about the cello?? It can concerts and solo too! [I plays the ‘cello too!] 🙂

Myself
3 years ago

Only now have I realized how much the Angry Birds theme song sounds like “Turkish March” by Mozart. I would assume the makers of this product thought it was “Turkish March” – but then again, you don’t assume anything of Chinese bootlegs.

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