Where does this twenty go?

Where does this twenty go?

posted on 2 Feb 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

deposited-in-our-self

Oh man, that half dollar’s gonna hurt…

Photo courtesy of Adri de Zwart.
Found at hotel in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That is like the nudist who bought an ice-cream with a $100 note.

Shopkeeper: “Brace yourself old son. Here comes the change.”

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Well you know where you can stick it

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Internally speaking

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Actually. If the manager is a horny little Thai lady, I’d only too gladly deposit my valuables.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Hmm. If he’s a Ladyboy, I might just pass.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The management requests, that all articles over 6 inches be folded in half, so that they will fit in the deposit box.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Selfies are so inn

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Trying to see how long you can make the manager stand on her tippy toes, is considered bad form. As a penalty farang, we will send you home with a little something to remember us by.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Are you sure it’s never been cracked?

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Dear consumers, please consume your money with us.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

“No, those aren’t my jewels.”

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Good thing they didn’t misspell money as ‘monkey’.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

DrLex: During World War One, canned meat was called “monkey” by the soldiers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

You can take it to the bank-ok.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Yesh, um… I’ll just take them with me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I have this gold ingot. Kindly assume the position.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I wonder if they mean “safe”? Maybe they practice self sex.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

We apologise for the incontents.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“Sir, I am NOT taking these rolls of quarters.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Wait till you see how they COUNT your change!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

“We’ll bend over backwards to protect your items.”

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Our piggy banks are real, live pigs, too.

coffeebot
coffeebot
4 years ago

Junior, quit putting quarters in your sister.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Which hole do I use for corn cobs?

The CORN hole!

OI812
OI812
4 years ago

Fine with me. I love chocolate coins.

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

Shake that money maker!!!!!!!

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