You missed a spot…

You missed a spot…

posted on 21 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

please-keep-cleaning

C’mon we’re on the clock.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The forest will be pleased

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

What to do with all these leaves and grass

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Jesus swept.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Keep on Cleaning
Don’t stop Cleaning
You’re gonna be a treer one day
You’re gonna make a lot of people happy
when they come to see you clean.

by Helen Ready

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

We want nice clean dirt around here.

Ben
Ben
4 years ago

But, I always heard that nature abhors a vacuum.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Ben 0435.

My cat abhors the vacuum.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Do not abandon your lovers in the forest. Take them home, and dispose of them like any normal cereal-killer.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

You’ve bin doing OK, but I refuse to think you can’t do more.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

The plants need watering too.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Calling all muckrakers….

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Extra dirt will be provided when necessary

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

CAUTION: After cleaning, put the trees and animals back where they belong.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

… because there is no rug to sweep the dirt under.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Dirty world, a dirty world, it’s a ***king dirty world.
-Traveling Wilburys.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Have you bin cleaning, Madam?
– N-no, Officer … I mean yes … Well, just a litter … A lot … A parking lot!
– I see. Step out of the park and take a keepcleanalyzer test, please.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Do not uproot the trees, or you will root-up the forest.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

No one leaves until they brush.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

You got a long way to go before you get to godliness boy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Please Maid in China

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

I will, after I water myself.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Keep clean, Ning

pasdrole
pasdrole
4 years ago

Keep Calm

..and

Clean On

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Signed, OCD park manager

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

I remember a joke from long ago where some travelers pass an establishment with a sign saying “CLEAN RESTROOMS”, so they stopped and did.

In this case, is not a joke.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom above.

Why do Service stations (Garages) lock their toilets?

Are they afraid that someone will sneak in, and clean them.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It is a Chinese “Pump and Go”.

It doesnt sell petrol though.

It is Jiyuan 妓院

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Jiyuan = Brothel

OI812
OI812
4 years ago

Just don’t bump your head on the sign when picking up a dirt.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Ok, no problem. Just keep paying me.

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