You’re looking a little dry in the knees…

You’re looking a little dry in the knees…

posted on 20 Feb 2017 in Signs

please-water-yourself

Photo courtesy of Michael Bradley.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.

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Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?

No! It’s Bidet san.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Sprinkle the flaps girls.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Just piss in your own pocket.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

What a strange sport.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

This model does not use water. It uses high pressure compressed air.

So! If you hear a strange high-pitched sound, it is probably some c— whistling.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

This one doesn’t shake off the last drops chasps. It squeezes it dry like a toothpaste tube.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Just add water.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Then crap your hands.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Watering oneself is called Pissy Selfie.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

… and while you’re at it, go fertilise yourself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I used to do that, but I’m not sure I remember how. I’m a bit rusty.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

After midnight, gremlins should disregard this message.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Proving the widely held Japanese notion that all Gaijin have the cognitive capacity of a potted plant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Edit: Scratch the “after midnight”.
I got the rules confused.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

OK, but I’d like a whisky for my horse.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The person who made the sign is a little squirt.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Well, you are part of the family tree.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Step 1: Face the wind.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: Please water others politely and always apologize for incontinence

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Look Ma, hot pants!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

For the dew it yourself types.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Robert Plant’s help takes the day off.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

But you already told me that I’m all wet!

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

They even provided towels to clean up the mess. What service!

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

I’m pretty sure a single tissue won’t be enough for drying yourself after a shower…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

You’re such a hoser!

RT
RT
5 years ago

…except you, Aquaman.

Anomoly
Anomoly
5 years ago

I watered myself and now I smell like pee.

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

That’s what you do in the Male Piss Room.

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