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posted on 5 Mar 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

welsh-lady-ass-fudge

Photo courtesy of Bret Mackenzie.
Found at a Tesco in the UK.

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Marum
5 years ago

$H1T NO!!!

Marum
5 years ago

Is that what that “ripping” sound was?

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Brown in colour

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Smells fresh

Marum
5 years ago

Here comma de fudge!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I think the Welsh lady leeks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I can’t believe it’s not butt!

Marum
5 years ago

That will teach he rto eat, at the local Chew and Spew.

Marum
5 years ago

Chew and Spew = Aust vernacular, for a dodgy snack bar.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Welsh Lady lemonade may be piss but their ass fudge is the sh!t!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

It doesn’t sound like it’s all that great, but those Clubcard points!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

She must be an aristocrap.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Lord and Lady of the Manur.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

It’s a cracking good treat.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Yes! Clubcard points!

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Right next to the butt-er Scotch.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

We apologise for the incontinence, boyo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Oh, those Welsh fudge packers!

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

The same Tesco has this sign pasted on their entrance:
PART-TIME ASS. REQUIRED
ENQUIRE WITHIN

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

Seems like the makers of this product don’t do a half-assed job.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

So that’s what a Welsh rarebit is!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Filboid:

More like a Welsh Rarebutt, I’d say!

Garst
5 years ago

Is it freshly packed?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

The Production Analysis group found nothing wrong with the naming of this product.
PROD ANAL should know.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Jonah spent three nights in the belly of the Wales.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Prince Will and Prince Harry each spent nine months in the belly of the Princess of Wales.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Geo | 9:44 am: Now I’m curious to know what the ASS. is the rest of the time.

Salome
Salome
5 years ago

Mrs Morgan’s been doing it again!

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

The things we do for Clubcard points…

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Strictly speaking, this isn’t Engrish. Someone just didn’t realize how abbreviating “assorted” without a period would look.

combat_rock
combat_rock
5 years ago

Get it while it’s hot!

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

@Classic Steve 7:35
Isn’t that the nature of Engrish? Stuff turns out a lot weirder than the writer intended it to be?

Wm Jas
Wm Jas
5 years ago

Well, to Brits, an ass is just a donkey. Arse fudge, now…

Marum
5 years ago

Just make sure you avoid Welsh minors.

olog-hai
olog-hai
5 years ago

Tell us more about Bonnie Tyler’s donkey.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

Or Catherine Zeta-Jones’s donkey….

Marum
5 years ago

This could be caused by too many Welsh miners working the rear adit.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Shape of a she-donkey?

Marnen Laibow-Koser
2 years ago

Welsh hasn’t been the same since the Great Vowel Movement…

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