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posted on 5 Mar 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

welsh-lady-ass-fudge

Photo courtesy of Bret Mackenzie.
Found at a Tesco in the UK.

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Marum
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$H1T NO!!!

Marum
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Is that what that “ripping” sound was?

algernon
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algernon

Brown in colour

algernon
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algernon

Smells fresh

Marum
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Here comma de fudge!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I think the Welsh lady leeks.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I can’t believe it’s not butt!

Marum
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That will teach he rto eat, at the local Chew and Spew.

Marum
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Chew and Spew = Aust vernacular, for a dodgy snack bar.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Welsh Lady lemonade may be piss but their ass fudge is the sh!t!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

It doesn’t sound like it’s all that great, but those Clubcard points!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

She must be an aristocrap.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Lord and Lady of the Manur.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

It’s a cracking good treat.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Yes! Clubcard points!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Right next to the butt-er Scotch.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

We apologise for the incontinence, boyo.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Oh, those Welsh fudge packers!

Geo
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Geo

The same Tesco has this sign pasted on their entrance:
PART-TIME ASS. REQUIRED
ENQUIRE WITHIN

Geo
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Geo

Seems like the makers of this product don’t do a half-assed job.

Filboid
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Filboid

So that’s what a Welsh rarebit is!

Pete
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Pete

@Filboid:

More like a Welsh Rarebutt, I’d say!

Garst
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Is it freshly packed?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Production Analysis group found nothing wrong with the naming of this product.
PROD ANAL should know.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Jonah spent three nights in the belly of the Wales.

EffEff
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EffEff

Prince Will and Prince Harry each spent nine months in the belly of the Princess of Wales.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Geo | 9:44 am: Now I’m curious to know what the ASS. is the rest of the time.

Salome
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Salome

Mrs Morgan’s been doing it again!

DrLex
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DrLex

The things we do for Clubcard points…

Classic Steve
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Strictly speaking, this isn’t Engrish. Someone just didn’t realize how abbreviating “assorted” without a period would look.

combat_rock
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combat_rock

Get it while it’s hot!

Myself
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Myself

@Classic Steve 7:35
Isn’t that the nature of Engrish? Stuff turns out a lot weirder than the writer intended it to be?

Wm Jas
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Wm Jas

Well, to Brits, an ass is just a donkey. Arse fudge, now…

Marum
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Just make sure you avoid Welsh minors.

olog-hai
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olog-hai

Tell us more about Bonnie Tyler’s donkey.

EffEff
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EffEff

Or Catherine Zeta-Jones’s donkey….

Marum
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This could be caused by too many Welsh miners working the rear adit.

Peter
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Peter

Shape of a she-donkey?

Marnen Laibow-Koser
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Welsh hasn’t been the same since the Great Vowel Movement…

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