Engrish quantity is good

Engrish quantity is good

posted on 12 Mar 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Toys

fire-engine-toy

Photo courtesy of Zarand Schuller.
Fire engine toy from China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

CAUTION: Keep heroes out of children

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Might that be the ‘Children of the Porn’ series?

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The Children of today they can do anything

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

So its a play fire

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Quantity might be good, but quality still needs to be translated.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

“You always hurt the toy you love…”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Dissolve a fire fight hero – just add water.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

WARNING: In case of confidence, use fire hero extinguisher or throw a hand grenade.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

What about doing a police officer? Will he be dissolved?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

ARSON: For fun, recreation, and profit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Grow to rise child; it’s the yeast you can do.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

How does it dissolve a fire hero? It gets the hose again.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This most adorable little girl is wheeling her wagon past the Fire Station.She has it set up like a miniature Fire-engine, with a hose, and a little ladder, and her dog and cat puling it. One of the firemen admires her little wagon, but notices that while one cord is attached to the dog’s collar, the other is tied to the Tomcat’s testicles. He says. “Little girl, I don’t want to tell you.how to run your outfit, but wouldn’t it go faster if you had the cord attached to the cat’s collar also?” She replies. “Yeth mithter. But then I… Read more »

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

Poor guy forgot to wear his hazmat suit. But there’s a good quantity where he came from.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Experience the real pain and suffering that firefighters have to go through when braving the infernos they combat in their hot, sweltering suits.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done!! I’m melting, melting.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Dissolve a fire hero? You mean like those sponge capsule toys?

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

You’re supposed to dissolve the fire, not the hero.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Big Fat Cat: Body Count needs to write another song for the firemen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu1vrb-cvwU

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Wow, my comment on yesterdays Engrish was eerily prophetic…
Imitate the true series indeed!

RT
RT
4 years ago

i am planting seeds today in the fall, hoping that once spring arrives, we will get a fresh crop of firefighters to dissolve.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Nothing will get a kid to break out of their shell better than roasting a fireman with a flamethrower. Teaches them irony the right way too.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♫I was dancing with my darling to the Tenessee Waltz,
At the annual Fireman’s Ball,
And the dress she qwas wearing was made of newspapers that’s all,
But her dress it caught fire and burnt her entire,
Front page sporting section and all♪

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

I recommend acetone. It also burns well, by the way.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

CAUTION:
Nitric Acid (Fire Hero Solvent)

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