Funny wonderful, just like Vegas.

Funny wonderful, just like Vegas.

posted on 8 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

gambling-games

Thanks. Now I have infinite gambling addiction.

Photo courtesy of Georg Müller-Kaiser.
Toy set from China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Jack Pot!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Gambling games which, after you lose all your money, become the hunger games.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Look, Mommy! It toys, gambles and games!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

My infinite joy is at odds with my empty wallet.

Marum
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Marum

I was addicted to strip chess.

You never won any money, but you won lots of wonderful other things.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Cheaper than going to a gambling house presumably.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a shirt.

iLock
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iLock

Rou lets!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: May contain tracy’s of trump card and russian roulette

iLock
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iLock

When you’re older kid, this will be an interesting addictions.
It must bring you infinite joy!! Yeah, keep believing that…
Then you run out of money, go crazy, start saying things like
‘every style funny wonderful!!’
Then before you know it, you’re on the street all insane wearing sweat pants together with a suit jacket…

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

We used to play “Russian roulette” with cap guns.

I blame the “Deer Hunter” film.

UCity
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UCity

Not sure if gambling chips… or Pogs.

Pete
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Pete

Hmmm….infinite joy, or Macau?
Decisions, decisions….

UCity
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UCity

Ah yes, I remember the gambling games of my youth, though I would characterize my style as “throwing darts while blindfolded” more than “funny wonderful”.

Bite the wax tadpole
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Bite the wax tadpole

It must bring you infinite joy or else it gets the hose again

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I’d rather walking dead.

Geo
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Geo

I wouldn’t recommend this toy set. It’s a load of craps!

algernon
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algernon

Why the poker face

algernon
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algernon

Training for a lot of poorness infinitely

Pete
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Pete

@Marum:

Please to see my appendage to post of yours yesterday.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete. Too true, sadly. Some couple of weeks after we were married, I set out to “seduce” my newly acquired aussie wife. The setting was perfect; a deserted healand overlooking the ocean, with a full moon starting to rise. A picnic (dinner?) with a good bottle of wine. A tarp pegged out, with a cowhide rug on top. So I carried my new wife to the venue, gently set her down, and commenced operations. After about 20 minutes of trying to get her in the mood, she said. “Let’s go home.” With total clarity, I could see my life stretching… Read more »

Filboid
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Filboid

Wunnerful, wunnerful…ana wun ana two…
Welcome to the Lawrence Welk casino!!

Marum
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Marum

♫VIVA LAS VEGAS♫ (Elvis Parsley) {What’s green and sings}

Marum
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Marum

Haha. Like all Elvis movies, it is just an excuse for him to sing.
But Ann Margaret upstaged him.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Ha! Ha! You lose!

EffEff
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EffEff

How can a Rubik’s cube (that’s what I assume is in the package) be used for gambling?

Marum
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Marum

@effEff 1314.
I received one as a present, which had nude women on each side. So unless you knew intimately, the bits of each lady, I would asume it was unsolvable.

Thus I would assume that, that, was something of a gamble. Or is that a gambol. errrrgglll.

Marum
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Marum

Actually. I wonder if that would be called “A Rubik Pube”?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 2:29 pm: Wouldn’t that be a Pubik Cube?

EffEff
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EffEff

Junior, don’t play with your Pubik Cube in Publik.

zankhana
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zankhana

@ Marum – what’s green and sings? Frank Snotra

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