Funny wonderful, just like Vegas.

Funny wonderful, just like Vegas.

posted on 8 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

gambling-games

Thanks. Now I have infinite gambling addiction.

Photo courtesy of Georg Müller-Kaiser.
Toy set from China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Jack Pot!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Gambling games which, after you lose all your money, become the hunger games.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Look, Mommy! It toys, gambles and games!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

My infinite joy is at odds with my empty wallet.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I was addicted to strip chess.

You never won any money, but you won lots of wonderful other things.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Cheaper than going to a gambling house presumably.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a shirt.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Rou lets!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

CAUTION: May contain tracy’s of trump card and russian roulette

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

When you’re older kid, this will be an interesting addictions.
It must bring you infinite joy!! Yeah, keep believing that…
Then you run out of money, go crazy, start saying things like
‘every style funny wonderful!!’
Then before you know it, you’re on the street all insane wearing sweat pants together with a suit jacket…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

We used to play “Russian roulette” with cap guns.

I blame the “Deer Hunter” film.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Not sure if gambling chips… or Pogs.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Hmmm….infinite joy, or Macau?
Decisions, decisions….

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Ah yes, I remember the gambling games of my youth, though I would characterize my style as “throwing darts while blindfolded” more than “funny wonderful”.

Bite the wax tadpole
Bite the wax tadpole
4 years ago

It must bring you infinite joy or else it gets the hose again

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I’d rather walking dead.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

I wouldn’t recommend this toy set. It’s a load of craps!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Why the poker face

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Training for a lot of poorness infinitely

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum:

Please to see my appendage to post of yours yesterday.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete. Too true, sadly. Some couple of weeks after we were married, I set out to “seduce” my newly acquired aussie wife. The setting was perfect; a deserted healand overlooking the ocean, with a full moon starting to rise. A picnic (dinner?) with a good bottle of wine. A tarp pegged out, with a cowhide rug on top. So I carried my new wife to the venue, gently set her down, and commenced operations. After about 20 minutes of trying to get her in the mood, she said. “Let’s go home.” With total clarity, I could see my life stretching… Read more »

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Wunnerful, wunnerful…ana wun ana two…
Welcome to the Lawrence Welk casino!!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♫VIVA LAS VEGAS♫ (Elvis Parsley) {What’s green and sings}

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Haha. Like all Elvis movies, it is just an excuse for him to sing.
But Ann Margaret upstaged him.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Ha! Ha! You lose!

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

How can a Rubik’s cube (that’s what I assume is in the package) be used for gambling?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@effEff 1314.
I received one as a present, which had nude women on each side. So unless you knew intimately, the bits of each lady, I would asume it was unsolvable.

Thus I would assume that, that, was something of a gamble. Or is that a gambol. errrrgglll.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Actually. I wonder if that would be called “A Rubik Pube”?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 2:29 pm: Wouldn’t that be a Pubik Cube?

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Junior, don’t play with your Pubik Cube in Publik.

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

@ Marum – what’s green and sings? Frank Snotra

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