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Good news!

posted on 22 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

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It’s how you use it…

Photo courtesy of Alexander Redfield.
Menu spotted in Beijing, China.

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algernon
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algernon

And begged for more

algernon
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algernon

It tastes fine

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

And then Millet pepper’s love began to grow.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What a Cupid stunt!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

After a short engagement, she broke it off.

zankhana
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zankhana

Well I’m told it’s not the size as much as how you use it…… believe that and your address is somewhere next to the tooth fairy…….

Pete
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Pete

Reading the characters the translation is accurate!
‘Cept I’d have used the word “rooster”.
(Hehe)

DrLex
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DrLex

The subscript reads: medium spicy taste. So it isn’t just small, it’s also not very hot.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Warning: may contain nuts.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Fair enough, but “what’s love got to do with it”?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete | 4:58 am: Fair enough, but “what’s love got to do with it”?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Can I pay 96 yen for a big one?

Conventi
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Conventi

Still a better love story than “Twilight”.

Pete
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Pete

@DnT 5:28:

Not much anymore, especially since after that he gave her the shaft.
; – )

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 7:07:

I see what ya did there!
🙂

Marum
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Marum

@ Pete. It was intended as a double entendre.

Thus, in both meanings, it would be correct.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

His brother, Sgt. Pepper, just slipped.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Toilet pepper was too picky.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

So that’s before / after photo?

Geo
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Geo

Must be platonic love.

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 8:02:

I know, mate.
I was simply complimenting your work.
🙂

Pete
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Pete

Is ghost pepper what’s left over afterward?

Rt
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Rt

There’s hope for men like me!

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@zankhana: Actually it’s true. Not all women love Long Dong Silvers.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’d like to try this, but I’m a little chicken.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Be gentle with the peppercorns.

Dervrak
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Dervrak

And if there is one thing Asians know about…..

Marum
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Marum

One could but hope, that she fell in love withn the owner of the appendage.

tankero
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tankero

Good Golly Miss Molly, I Got It !
Millet pepper with Tutti Frutti and Chicken Little Baby

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