I forgot…I’m a scullery maid.

I forgot…I’m a scullery maid.

posted on 13 Mar 2017 in Household Items

clean-king-brush

In a minute, you, smudge won’t exist.

Photo courtesy of R.J.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Can wash the universe?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Reality would return in spades, if they rubbed your bum with that.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Know your place

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I’m a little scour

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This would be one of the great disadvantages, of being a monarch.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Bring on the Repubik.

LET US SCRUB THE MONARCHY.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

OK, it doesn’t look like a brush, but it’s a brush because the King says it is!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Kim Jong Un washed his male part with this.

He ended up with a new clear weapon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Cleanliness is next to realityness.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

There was a company in Brissie, which sold a product like that.

Its name was Handcock and Gore.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Try also our:

Dairy Queen Soap
Kentucky Fried Clean
Wc Donald

Returning the pollution of your life!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Lord of The Scrub – Fellowship of the Real life.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This is neither a brush nor a scrubber. It is called a Yark. It is fitted to automatic Japanese toilets. Also handles are fitted to the ceiling. After you finish you get a spray of water, and a forcful scrub with this. You then yell; YAAAARRRRKKK! And swing from the handles. The bidet then fires one inch steel ball bearing at the back of your nuts, and bumhole, until it shoots you down, and you fall back on the toilet. Then the Yark re engages. This usually keeps most westerners amused for half a day, until they figure out which… Read more »

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Japanese however – appear to be born with this knowledge.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

For people from geologically stable countries like Australia, this is probably their first experience of the “Ring of Fire”.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Say no to rugs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

It is Clean King now but with regular use it becomes Dirty Queen.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I clean the sink, therefore I am.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Run awayyyyyy!!!
Run awayyyyyy!!!

I’m trying to freakin’ ESCAPE the reality of my life, NOT return to it!

How about an implement that’d CHANGE the reality of my life?
Now THAT’S a product I’d not only buy, I’d invest in it!

Return to my reality…sheesh…the very IDEA.
Some product manager somewhere oughta be fired…if not SHOT.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Using bubbles of soap to burst your own.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Perfect for your very own queen.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

So you mean the tile grout isn’t really white with a lovely mottling of brown and black? Awww.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Isn’t it easier to just take the red pill?

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

I’ve used many cleaning products, currently using something called
Magic Sponge, but I’m becoming disillusioned with it.

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