Is this real life?

Is this real life?

posted on 16 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Household Items

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Exist doesn’t have to taste bad…

Photo courtesy of Vivi Suen.

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algernon
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algernon

Survive

Marum
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Marum

They probably mean “Heath”,

It’s great for Highland Cattle..

algernon
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algernon

On sickness?

Marum
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Marum

PROST!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Drink!

Marum
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Marum

Also “Gesundheit!” (which is the best mountain in the….HELPS!)

Marum
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Marum

Strange unpreposessing brown liquid, with a name no scots man nor colleen can prononce properley….TEA.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Can I buy existence with a drink?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Or else … 2017!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Nobody enjoys not existing.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Orange you glad you had some?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Health, enjoy and exist are so last century …

Marum
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Marum

Actually. Black Tea goes well with a nip or two of good Scotch Whisky in it.
In fact I’m drinking it now.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I yum what I am.

Marum
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Marum

@Yu No Hoo. 0413. But how would you know? Has any non existant person ever told you? 🙄

Pete
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Pete

To drink or not to drink…is that the question?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I am. Therefore I drink.

Marum
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Marum

It’s an anagram. = The sex lane, joy hit.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Looks like Donald Trump’s tanning lotion.

Marum
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Marum

Sort of like every scots laddies ambition….To fimd a tartan jumper.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Actually, it makes more sense if you read it backwards!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Exist is better when freshly squeezed.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0503 Like so?

Tsixe yojne htlaeh. Ваше здоровье! (Good health!)

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0530.

Indeed. So too are women.

Marum
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Marum

Ladies are like Pianos.

When they are not upright – they are grand.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

There is no spoon.

UCity
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UCity

I propose a toast: to exist!

Lora
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Lora

It seems that the healthier you live, the less you enjoy existing.

Speaking of which, I don’t smoke, drink alcohol, fool around, or even swear much, so I *have* to eat junk food sometimes or I’ll be what, perfect? ^_^

Geo
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Geo

Carpe diem or CUPpe diem?

Marum
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Marum

@Lora 1234.

He was a vey careful man,
He never drank nor smoked,
He never swore he never lied,
And never ever joked,
And when at last he passed away,
Insursance was denied,
Becuse they said he never lived,
They claimed he never died.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 5:36 am: So, squeeze them enough and get 2 girls in 1 cup? 😛

EffEff
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EffEff

The red pill in (orange) liquid form!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 5:38 am: Where are you finding these ladies with 3 legs?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It exist, so… Rule 34 applies.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

There is a health exist at here. Please to enjoy.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 2131. What appears to be the third leg, is actually me. 😀

Marum
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Marum

Didn,tcha notice it doesn’t have a knee?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

From “The Cask Of Amontillado” by Edgar Allan Poe:

“I drink,” said Fortunato, “to the dead that repose around us.”
“And I to your long life.”

In the story, of course, Fortunato would not have a long life.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@jjhitt: DOn’t you mean Trump’s hair dye?

iLock
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iLock

If you spill our Health drink just use Clean King Brush to further return the reality of your life.

Myself
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Myself

Exit does not exist.

Peter
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Peter

Nope thanks.
I’d rather enjoy the papaya juice !

money b
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money b

@marum, just stop, it’s not funny and completely disgusting

Marum
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Marum

@money b 0357. You have to have a filthy mind to get it.. Just like Benny Hill. It is just inference, and how you interpret it.

I may hve merely been sitting under the Piano, supporting it.

Marum
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Marum

BTW: In English, it is linguistically impossible to be “given offence”.

Offence, is something you have to take.

Pete
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Pete

Exist We Much!

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