Is this real life?

Is this real life?

posted on 16 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Household Items

health-enjoy-exist

Exist doesn’t have to taste bad…

Photo courtesy of Vivi Suen.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Survive

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

They probably mean “Heath”,

It’s great for Highland Cattle..

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

On sickness?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

PROST!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Drink!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Also “Gesundheit!” (which is the best mountain in the….HELPS!)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Strange unpreposessing brown liquid, with a name no scots man nor colleen can prononce properley….TEA.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Can I buy existence with a drink?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Or else … 2017!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Nobody enjoys not existing.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Orange you glad you had some?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Health, enjoy and exist are so last century …

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually. Black Tea goes well with a nip or two of good Scotch Whisky in it.
In fact I’m drinking it now.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

I yum what I am.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo. 0413. But how would you know? Has any non existant person ever told you? 🙄

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

To drink or not to drink…is that the question?

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

I am. Therefore I drink.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It’s an anagram. = The sex lane, joy hit.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Looks like Donald Trump’s tanning lotion.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Sort of like every scots laddies ambition….To fimd a tartan jumper.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Actually, it makes more sense if you read it backwards!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Exist is better when freshly squeezed.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0503 Like so?

Tsixe yojne htlaeh. Ваше здоровье! (Good health!)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0530.

Indeed. So too are women.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Ladies are like Pianos.

When they are not upright – they are grand.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

There is no spoon.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

I propose a toast: to exist!

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

It seems that the healthier you live, the less you enjoy existing.

Speaking of which, I don’t smoke, drink alcohol, fool around, or even swear much, so I *have* to eat junk food sometimes or I’ll be what, perfect? ^_^

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Carpe diem or CUPpe diem?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Lora 1234.

He was a vey careful man,
He never drank nor smoked,
He never swore he never lied,
And never ever joked,
And when at last he passed away,
Insursance was denied,
Becuse they said he never lived,
They claimed he never died.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 5:36 am: So, squeeze them enough and get 2 girls in 1 cup? 😛

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

The red pill in (orange) liquid form!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 5:38 am: Where are you finding these ladies with 3 legs?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It exist, so… Rule 34 applies.

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

There is a health exist at here. Please to enjoy.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 2131. What appears to be the third leg, is actually me. 😀

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Didn,tcha notice it doesn’t have a knee?

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

From “The Cask Of Amontillado” by Edgar Allan Poe:

“I drink,” said Fortunato, “to the dead that repose around us.”
“And I to your long life.”

In the story, of course, Fortunato would not have a long life.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

@jjhitt: DOn’t you mean Trump’s hair dye?

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

If you spill our Health drink just use Clean King Brush to further return the reality of your life.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

Exit does not exist.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Nope thanks.
I’d rather enjoy the papaya juice !

money b
money b
3 years ago

@marum, just stop, it’s not funny and completely disgusting

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@money b 0357. You have to have a filthy mind to get it.. Just like Benny Hill. It is just inference, and how you interpret it.

I may hve merely been sitting under the Piano, supporting it.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW: In English, it is linguistically impossible to be “given offence”.

Offence, is something you have to take.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Exist We Much!

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