Ma’am, spleen back in the boat!

Ma’am, spleen back in the boat!

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Everybody, all aboard…not you, alcoholic.

Photo courtesy of Michaella Hughes.
Found at Kaho Sok National Park in Thailand.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

This is a teetotaler dam can’t you tell by the liver

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

That’s it no intestinal fortitude.

Marum
3 years ago

Looks like I’ll have to sail solo.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Manhood overboard!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

But I can’t fit an organ inside the boat; there’s barely room for a guitar!

Marum
3 years ago

A quetion about Rule 2.

Am I allowed to bend my Thai lady one the gunwhales, and make mad love to her.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

My hovercraft is full of organs.

Marum
3 years ago

Also. Am I allowed to stand on the sponsons, and pee into the water.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Too many Damn rules!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Would I bring an alcoholic into the Dam? Why, no!

Marum
3 years ago

over the gunwhales

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s OK, my easily is waterproof.

PeeBee
PeeBee
3 years ago

Fine! I’ll keep my dam alcoholic!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Manziel, you gotta go home.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

My alcoholic puked out his guts at RETCH-aprapha Dam.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

I don’t know, it might be hard to hold my entrails in during that boat ride.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

Must be the alcoholic who saw the “fine for drinking” sign yesterday.

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Do not stand any organs outside of the boat. However, drunk livers are acceptable.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Only one organ stands.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

This is serious, folks! You know why the Oroville Dam broke and 200,000 people had to evacuate? Someone brought a container made of foam into the dam!

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

Strictly is out of town this weekend, so your boat will be commanded by Shirley.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
3 years ago

No harpsichords either

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

But I should be able to bring the alcoholic …. it’s a wet dam!

Marum
3 years ago

@Myself 2129.

Shirley you must be kidding. (Flying High)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Dam … !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Hey, alcoholic! What are you going to do with that liver?!

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Jenkins, take those body parts out of your mouth!

olog-hai
olog-hai
3 years ago

@Droll not Troll I sure am not fitting a Hammond B3 inside or outside the boat. Never mind any Fender Strats with the Marshall stacks.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

Rule 2 is pretty obvious, but they had to put it there because once you realize it’s not OK to stand any organs outside the boat, it’s too late. Your 10,000-dollar Hammond, Lowrey, Farfisa, or harmonium sinks to the bottom of the lake and gets mashed up in the dam.

olog-hai
olog-hai
3 years ago

@Myself Indeed. Leave the Leslie speakers home as well.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Perhaps I should bring a workaholic into the dam

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