Over my dead bady!

Over my dead bady!

posted on 6 Mar 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

heartful-bird

Photo courtesy of Jeff Reid.
Toy bird cage found in Thailand.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Placidity is next to bady

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The blue bird is the heartful of happiness

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Cheep translation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Unless it lays eggs there will be no bady birbs.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

It will relax you… badly.

Marum
4 years ago

That’s the Spanish opera singer = Pacidity Domingo.

Marum
4 years ago

Placidity

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

If you meet any baddies, have this ready to make them harmless.

Marum
4 years ago

Two vultures are at the airport, one is carrying a dead rabbit, and the other one a suitcase.

The girl at baggage check in, checks in the first vultures baggage.

Check in girl: “May I check in that rabbit for you sir?”

2bd vulture: ‘No. This is carrion.’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Heartful bird will give you an earful.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Your 15 minutes of placidity are over.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

The singing will bring your ancestors back to life.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Maybe they meant, “relax you badly”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

I wish the Welsh lady’s bowel had experienced more placidity.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

This toy bird cage used to be part of the “Little Coalminers Starter Kit”.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Doesn’t sound like a bod idea.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Requires AAA bady-ries.
Some assembly required.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Alternatively, you can drink some lemonade and enjoy a moment of acidity.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– I Tawt I Taw a Bady Tat!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Does it vibrate?

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

How can I not be worried when the grapes next to the cage are growing upside down?

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

The upside-down ones are conquered grapes.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Remember the singing fish plaques from years ago?

Marum
4 years ago

@Lora + jjhitt. You are not by any chance, referring to the “rapes of groth”.

Marum
4 years ago

I wonder how yon bird tastes, roasted in a wine sauce.

Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 0536.
Your hobby isn’t Linguistic Anthropology is it?

For you have just exhumed, the oldest joke I know.

olog-hai
olog-hai
4 years ago

They would have to use a blue _tit_ as the bird in the illustration.

I have bad memories of those birds poking holes in the milk bottles that got delivered daily.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:54 pm: I’m sure I have older jokes buried in my memory. They will probably surface if the occasion seems appropriate.
BTW, I recall that the original joke was about bees humming, but had the good fortune to be in the presence of hummingbirds a couple of years ago. An amazing experience! I sometimes wonder why nobody has imported them into Australia. I wouldn’t try smuggling them; I doubt they would survive the journey from California..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:49 pm: Mr Groth denies all such allegations!

Marum
4 years ago

PS. I was having a pun at Steinbeck’s book: The Grapes of Wrath.

Marum
4 years ago

@DnT Our birds know ALL the words. You shoukd hear what some of our Sulphur Cested Cockattos say. :blush:

Marum
4 years ago

Sulphur Crested Cockatoos.

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