Please shower before drying off.

Please shower before drying off.

posted on 11 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Alissa.
Found in hotel bathroom in Xi’an, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If I get a happy I’ll need to take another shower.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: For non-extinguished guests only.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

All I want is a shower

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

And I wish you a puppy.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Anti skid happy shower.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

How many grounds do you need, to take a shower here?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Deer Reminder,

You got me all confused.

Normally I happy shower curtain towel* flat on the ground of anti-skid and attention, and after that I take a shower which is put into the bathtub.
(*Unclear False Object)

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Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Water they talking about.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Ground wants some attention; it’s been walked over quite often lately…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Will be Putin to the bathtub, shower. Imagine showering with Mr Putin? I am no Trump!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

You don’t want to be like the Donald, always Russian into things.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Too much for my short anti-skid attention span.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Dear reminder, Sir or Ms, thank you for your timely advices. I rubbed my lady with Coconut Oil and put her in the tub. My lady skated all over the place, sufficient that we were unable to achieve enough traction of enter each other to. We then went to the trouble to identify the shower cutain towel, of the ground of anti skid and attention. We then placed that flat in the tub, with my lady on top. The amount of traction we gained during the ensuing happys, was sufficient for her to yodel copiously enough during the strokes of… Read more »

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Do I have to put the shower back?

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

@Droll not Troll | 4:02 am
If they wish us a happy, then that means they don’t offer cold showers here.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

We wish you a merry,
We wish you a merry,
We wish you a merry,
And a happy!

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

They put you into the bathtub, but do they take you out of it when you are through?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:32 am: Let us soap we can figure it out soon!

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

The ground of anti-skid and anti-gravity?

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

FIRE DISTINGUISHER

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The 0.5 of a happy = A REHEARSAL (That’s when nobody comes)

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

No thanks for your corporation. We wish you many sads.

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