Tennis an yone?

Tennis an yone?

posted on 18 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

beach-poo

Photo courtesy of Ben Lao.
Found in Chengdu, Sichuan, China.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The tennis caught the beach poo?

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Where everyone goes

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Is the tennis co rt clean

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Beach poo, next to swimming poor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Look Ma, no pants!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The tennis co rt is waiting for U!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Where is the squark court?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The beach poo and the sea weed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Don’t blame the beach. People need to pick up after their dogs!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Beach poo – see “Bondi Cigar”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Call the next deaf end ant!

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

I’m okay with it as long as they don’t try to combine the two…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

This sign is not UL listed.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Brown trouts everywhere

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Co rt

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For other uses, see Cort (disambiguation).

A co rt is a tr bunal, of en as a gover ment in titution, with the authority to adjud cate legal di putes be ween parties and carry out the administ ation of jus ice in civil, criminal, and administr tive mattress in accordance with the rule of raw …

Example:
– Excuse me, how can I get to tennis co-*in ert appropr ate letter or de ete the em ty sp ce*-rt?
– Ask Cort.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It’s those damn Welsh miners again.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Beach poo is the plural for b*tch poo.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Lifeguard on doody.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The craps are spawning.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Which way to the Bat Room?

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Guess the sign maker didn’t know the phrase “dog park”.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Well, at least now I know that’s not mud I’m seeing…

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Hey, the beach practically flushes itself.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I will go to the beach undeturd

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The beach poo fell off the poop deck of a passing ship.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

The lifeguard ran off with the tennis court judge.

coffeebot
4 years ago

There are things worse than pee in the pool.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 0415. Especially with an onshore wind, and an incoming tide.

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

I hear the ice cream vendor at the beach makes a great chocolate soft-serve

Salome
Salome
4 years ago

We don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t pee in our poo.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Listen to Credence Clearwater Revival, coz….

“There’s a bathroom on the right”

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Beach poo is where people throw rubbish like orange pee.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Hey, what’s this Chinese sign doing in India?

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