Ask your waiter for the spec sheet…

Ask your waiter for the spec sheet…

posted on 18 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

characteristics-of-carbon-bbq

Features include: meat, plate, utensils.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

One of carbon’s characteristics, we’re told, is that it leaves footprints.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Coincidentally, this dish is no. 6 on the menu.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

At least when one burns something, one ccan put a hot sauce on it, serve it with Okra, and claim it’s Cajun cuisine.

If you cant beat ’em, baffle ’em wih bull$h1t.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

♫Sometimes its carbon,
Sometimes it’s diamonds♪

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Diamonds are a grill’s best friend.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

♫Time rolls on and youth is gone and you can’t straighten up when you bend
But bent back or bent knees you stand straight at.. Tiffany’s…

diamonds… diamonds… I don’t mean rhinestones.. but diamonds… are a girls best… best friend”♪

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0404.

So then: Carbon dating = Having a black girlfriend or your half-life.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

I can see the carbon footprint.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Goes nicely with some coal wine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Those are some funny characteristics.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

One of the slices of meat is the original, the rest are carbon copies.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 7:15 am: Also one of the things that goes better with coke.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I thought everything went better with Coke.

OH! You mean that soft-drink thingy.

PeeBee
PeeBee
3 years ago

“You got a lot of carbon scoring on your BBQ. You guys seen a lot of dining out?”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I hear the stalk which brings the babies, is only about 6 inches long.

One would wonder, how it could fly with that load.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

😉

Geo
Geo
3 years ago

Oh, pooh! They charred the meat again. Every time.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

But is it neutral

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Looks like Pork to me

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

“Some days are diamonds, some days are ordinary carbon.” – Neil Carbon

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Squeeze the carbon and you may get a diamond. Squeeze the meat and you may get a happy ending!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Barbecue is served on the Periodic Table.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

And I thought “carbon dating” was the same as “Netflix and chill”.

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